When you go into the bathroom to urinate, but upon entry, you find there is a person already using one of the 2 urinals, so you leave instead of using the second urinal, and thus avoiding any akward interaction.
Person 1: dude why did you leave the bathroom? i thought you had to piss?
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.
by GuruStyle June 22, 2010
I took Nikki out to eat and then we went out to eat and we archers bathroom'd, if you know what i mean!
by Aaaaddddaaaaamartin December 03, 2016
by CCG_2521 July 26, 2023
Someone you can fuck any and everywhere you want.
Someone who wants you to fuck them any and everywhere you want.
Someone who wants you to fuck them any and everywhere you want.
"Alex is my bathroom bitch"
by Sodocan October 08, 2023
While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
To Spider-Man a Bathroom.
Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
by Pteropus December 15, 2023
by Huge hammer69 September 01, 2023
I railed ( Ballerina Style) my old lady in the MGM GRAND, LAS VEGAS, woman's bathroom. She is now obsessed for finding "strategic bathroom locations" where ever she goes
by Cheese N Cecil January 27, 2025