Bouncy Bastard

An extremely slippery type of person who has a way of being so unbearably stupid that you don't understand how they could possibly be a functioning human being.

This term can also be used as a unit of measurment.
John: What's a URL?

Me: What kind of a dumb bouncy bastard are you?

or unit of measurment:

Jimmy: how long do think this bridge is?

Tom: I'd say that it's about 69 bouncy bastards long.
by $mittyR420 December 22, 2017
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Juubagel-Bastard

The description given to Juu anytime he gives his Juusual response.
Forg returns

Forg: You Juubagel-Bastard, wheres the TPS report you said you put on my desk!
by FlowGunner June 22, 2016
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Nacker Bastard

A term used by irish people to express that they are not happy with that person. Highly used in Dublin and is a great words to use when things just are not going your way..
*Boy spills hot coffee on girl*
"girl: ye nacker bastard"
OR
*Gets sick everywhere*.. ohh ye nacker bastard
by exohexoh!! May 24, 2011
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trash bastard

A trashy person who burdens others with a disgusting or dirty act, either accidental or intentional, then slinks away leaving the burden on others.
So that trash bastard crashed in my spare bedroom after a heavy night of drinking. When I woke up the next morning, I found he wet the bed and was nowhere to be found.
by akaTheBaron October 31, 2015
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Shroomy Bastard

someone who uses odd words and phrases usually P.C. terms to disguise what they are doing
Jack: i'll just help you bend over here so i can ascertain the location of this ring so i can just slip it on
Guy: you're raping me! you Shroomy Bastard!
by h.legge October 05, 2011
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trashed bastard

An extremely intoxicated person at a party or gathering that finds fun in irritating others and causing havoc
Last night Eric pushed Tim, broke a light, and spilled on the carpet. He was a trashed bastard.
by The shadow king March 06, 2010
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Trifling Bastard

Same as Trifling Bitch except is male gender.
You mean to tell me, he stole all the belongings in your parents house and the cash and now wants to have a share of the inheritance. What a Trifling Bastard!
by testementary November 12, 2015
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