Soft bake

a name used towards someone who is a softie and doesn't stand up for him/herself.

mexican: "AY YO GIMME ALL YO MONEY"
white guy "oh my god here take it all"
mexican: "hot ass ,why you gotta be such a soft bake ass nigga"

by LunchLineSoftbake November 10, 2011

Baked Potato

The act of "pooping" in ones backpack so a hot steamy suprise awaits the backpack owner.

...............................Baked Potato...................................

by Webster's Rejects February 18, 2010

Clam Bake

A setting or event where the number of woman is overly concentrated resulting in general catty or bitchy behavior. The exact opposite of a Sausage Festival.

They need to hire some dudes on the sales team; it's a clam bake over there with all that gossiping.

by fair_claire April 27, 2010

Baked Chicken

A sexual position in which the woman is on the bottom and resembles a baked chicken on it's back. Her legs are supported by the man's arms, at the elbows. This position is also know as the wheelbarrow, double hucklebuck, the BC, the Boston College, and the Doug Flutie

Last night I put Latisha in the Baked Chicken and she came like a wild donkey on meth.

by griffcopter July 18, 2011

Shake and Bake

A retaliatory action where a man jerks off in a girls purse, closes the purse, and then proceeds to shake the purse so all the contents inside have an even coating of jizz on them.

Dave: Did you hear what Mike did the other night to that chick he hooked up with?

Mike: No man, what did he do?

Dave: Apparently, the girl stopped having sex with him once her boyfriend called and she decided to leave. Instead of being blue balled Mike jerked off in her purse, zipped it up, and shook it up in retaliation while she was in the bathroom cleaning up.

Mike: Holy shit, he shake and baked her real good. I bet she was pissed.

by Theshakeandbakemaster October 5, 2010

Bake a cake

“Bake a cake” refers to a sexual favor to ones spouse.

Michelle you have to do something, why don’t you bake a cake.

by ur2nice2b October 17, 2012

bake and wake

having your significant other plug your nose and give you a shotgun hit while sleeping. For some reason while sleeping it goes really deep in your lungs and you are high upon startling awake.

Can also be done with bong if you dont want to touch mouths. Just fill the chamber, plug their nose, and blow it into their mouth through the choke (not as effective)

Guy: *coughing* hot damn thanks for the bake and wake, lets wake and bake now!
Girl: but first lets have sex!
Guy: this is the best morning ever..

by samuelLjackson July 16, 2008