badger-legging

The term badger-legging comes from the way badgers use their boneless front legs for sensing the environment much like the antenna of an insect.

Dave: Have you checked out that new pub yet?
Paul: Mate, I'm badger-legging it right now - full of old folks with moustaches
Dave: Damn.

by Alfy2020 May 18, 2011

swinging the badger

the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger

oh mate i swung the badger last night... was mint
i might be swinging the badger tonight

by Badgerswinger12334 November 12, 2013

tag badger

In BF2142, the Russian Tag Badgers hunt in groups, but since there's only one dogtag per victim it often ends in a fight between the tag badgers. They are very elusive.

Reginald: How did you die?
Andrew: I was ambushed by tag badgers.

by Stealth Clobber April 20, 2007

Midnight Badger

A cheeky run of food in a restraunt

can i have a midnight badger

by rogermcdoger July 22, 2012

Septic Badger

A person who picks their butt for crap flakes and saves them up to eat later.

Guy 1: What do you want to eat?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm fine. I just ate all the crap flakes I'd saved up this week.

Guy 1: Oh my god, you septic badger...

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

spaz badger

1. A person that is truly a fucking idiot.

"Mike, kick the ball you fucking spaz badger"

by Xx_Sniperpro_xX July 9, 2016

Midnight Badger

Similar to the Beer Monkey.

Feel rough this morning, had a visit from the Midnight Badger last night.

by Izaq July 16, 2003