BACKSEATER

MILLENIALS. YOUNG ADULTS THAT WERE BORN BETWEEN 1980'S AND 1990'S. THEY GREW UP RIDING IN CARS IN THE BACK SEAT IN THEIR OWN "CARSEAT". WHEN THEY WERE SMALLER THEY WERE FACING THE BACK OF THE CAR, IT WASN'T UNTIL THEY WERE BIGGER THAT THEY WERE FACING FORWARD. THEIR PERCEPTION OF LIFE WAS NOT A "CLEAR VIEW" AS THEY HAD ALL OF THEIR LITTLE TOYS HANGING DOWN IN FRONT OF THEM AND THEY WATCHED MOVIES ON THE SEAT IN FRONT OF THEM.

THAT GIRL IS A BACKSEATER. SHE JUST DOESN'T SEE THE FULL PICTURE.
THAT GUY SURE IS A BACKSEATER, ALL HE SEE'S IS HIS SIDE.

by CANDLESTcandlestickmakercandle August 20, 2017

Irish backstop

A sexual position similar to a Dallas filet (aka anal reverse cowgirl), except that the woman sticks her arms out behind her and the man grasps her hands in his, with their fingers interlaced; this allows him to support and guide her movements, and signals intimacy. A recommended starter position for anal novices. Can also be performed by two men, by two women with a strap-on, or by a man and woman in reversed roles with the aid of a strap-on.

"OMG, I just walked in on Colleen doing the Irish backstop with Seamus!"

by The Olc-Glas December 31, 2018

backstapper

Haley's spelling of backSTABBER.
She also thinks awesome is spelt,
"alsome" someone educate the child (:

"Now here's one thing I hate and thats a backstapper! "

"*Back bend on a tabel... now thats alsome"
-cannot spell table either-

"My Star Is Freakin ALSOME"

by A Concerned Person January 11, 2009

Backstager

A girl who is used to being with a large group of friends, but doesn't do much except for make sure her friends don't do something "stupid". Sometimes found at parties with alcohol or at a bar. Basically the girl is her friends cockblock.They are called backstager because they are like stage managers. Making sure nothing bad happens.

Sam: I'm totally gonna bang Scott!!!

Janice: Sam you can't ! I won't let you!

Sam: Janice don't be such a backstager!

by Jezter March 3, 2010

Backstreet Martin

Shitting into anothers asshole

Brandon and Kevin just got done with a quick backstreet martin

by Jungle Jim44 July 7, 2010

Backstage Blues

Technical talk for lamps that light up backstage for people to see. Generally tungsten lamps covered with a blue gel.

Wow- aren't the backstage blues at the New Theatre awesome? They have a disco function

by CatsPajamasandUgboots December 14, 2010

Backstaff

The group that marches behind a formation. The group consists mainly of headquarters personel and generally the purpose of a backstaff is to be fucking champs.

PL: You want to be a squad leader?
Admin NCO: Fuck no Sir, BACKSTAFF LIKE A CHAMP!

by ThatSFCJawn September 27, 2011