Guy 1- Did you hear about what happened to Dave?
Guy 2- No
Guy 1-After his Cunt girlfriend picked out a very expensive engagement ring and made him buy it, then made him go to Ireland to meet her holy rolling dad- she said no when he proposed.
Guy 2-Damn- she is not a Cunt- she in an evil Cunt-Tard!
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Guy 2- No
Guy 1-After his Cunt girlfriend picked out a very expensive engagement ring and made him buy it, then made him go to Ireland to meet her holy rolling dad- she said no when he proposed.
Guy 2-Damn- she is not a Cunt- she in an evil Cunt-Tard!
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by Arjay3 October 21, 2010
Get the Cunt-Tardmug. Similar to tub of lard, but used with dripping sarcasm or playful irony to describe someone who is far from overweight.
"I know! I'm such a lub of tard!" ~incredibly skinny guy
"Look at that lub of tard. Gawd, she must be a size 0, maybe even a size 1!
"Look at that lub of tard. Gawd, she must be a size 0, maybe even a size 1!
by Kalystaa February 28, 2008
Get the lub of tardmug. A synonym for retard that is used by people who play too much goddamned Warcraft. Also used by Eric Cartman in an amazing South Park episode featuring the game.
Guy 1: Haha, he mixed the elixer of black death with the remedy of whiteness. What an R tard.
Guy 2: Say the whole word you fucking retard.
Guy 2: Say the whole word you fucking retard.
by Drew Ford November 9, 2008
Get the r tardmug. Someone who is especially naive and culturally inept and hails from the state of Utah. A combination of "tard" and U for Utah.
by Smokey Starlight March 24, 2008
Get the U tardmug. Our substitute teacher spent 10 minutes trying to pronounce the word "sedimentary". What an illiterate douche-tard.
by Elliott Webb November 22, 2004
Get the douche-tardmug. R-Tard Also known as retard;
1. a person of subnormal intelligence
Offensive Slang
2. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
3. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept
1. a person of subnormal intelligence
Offensive Slang
2. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
3. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept
"Alyssa is an R-Tard"
"Why are you acting like such an R-Tard"
"Fucking R-Tard"
"You will never get your word in a dictionary, bullshit R-Tards"
"Why are you acting like such an R-Tard"
"Fucking R-Tard"
"You will never get your word in a dictionary, bullshit R-Tards"
by Trent D December 12, 2008
Get the R-Tardmug. by BeetheBee February 12, 2009
Get the Tard Bangermug.