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Alarm Cock

The act of waking up your girlfriend or wife for morning sex before her alarm clock goes off.
I woke up my wife with the "Alarm Cock" for a quicky before she got up to get ready for work.
by JBirch82 July 19, 2012
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Dirty alarm clock

A woman standing over an alarm clock primed for 3:00AM while giving a blowjob and either cums or pisses on the alarm clock before the alarm goes off
"yo, once we went to my place we tried doin a " dirty alarm clock."
by Nnotbad March 29, 2022
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Westminster Alarm Clock

A sexual act closely related to a handjob. The receiver positions themselves so his phallus is accessible. At precisely the top of the hour, a partner grasps the receiver’s phallus and yanks on it with the force equivalent to the bell-ringers at Big Ben. This is succeeded by a shriek of either happiness or pain from the receiver. The amount of tugs depends on the time at the top of the hour. Dubbed “The Westminster Alarm Clock” due to Hugh Lupus Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster, having the act performed on him prior to the construction of Big Ben. Disgruntled neighbors typically awoke to 8 loud evenly spaced shrieks each morning.
Gina: What time is it?
Colin: Noon. Why?
Gina: No reason…
Colin: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Charlie: Sounds like Colin is getting one hell of a Westminster Alarm Clock. Oh shit! It’s noon! I’m gonna be late for that lunch date!
by TESTICLETWISTER October 13, 2024
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alarm clock charger

a alarm clock that charges your phone.
I don't use a normal charger I use a alarm clock charger.
by joyful coffee June 30, 2023
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faulty fire alarm

It's when you start climaxing but stops because you realise its not real cum but just piss
"Oh God here I come"- Matty B
"OH never mind it's a faulty fire alarm"-Miles
by ;okj;o ;oj ;okj December 13, 2016
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Military Alarm Clock

Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.
#1: Hey bro you look tired.
#2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.
by bossofpiza November 22, 2016
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Oreo Alarm

The time in the middle of the night that you wake up after eating a large amount of Oreo's.
Johnny's Oreo alarm went off at 3:30 A.M. he purged that box of Oreo's that he ate earlier with the gallon of milk.
by Allgreen January 8, 2012
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