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Alarm Cock

When your partner wakes up to your cock in his / her mouth.
Today’s been great, I woke up to my alarm cock again.
by Dr. Lewd May 3, 2018
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Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth
Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
by LittleSinep November 23, 2021
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Fire alarm dragon

wen two guys get get naked during sprinkles from fire and start flapping around like a fish and jacking off eachothwr so cum become part of sprinkler
man me and jonny really fire alarm dragon ed all over the elderly home
by narutouzumakisstepmom January 3, 2022
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Alarm Clock

A homemade bomb; specifically one with a timer.
Better get outta here soon, the alarm clock is gonna go off!
by All Mighty Allah November 9, 2016
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bullshit alarm

When someone tries to tell you something that you know is not the truth, it is an "alarm" that goes off in your head telling you not to fall for the lie.
I was at the dentist's office and they were selling me something at a high cost that I did not need. My bullshit alarm went off that day, and I got red-faced with extreme anger!
by Julius Wrightmoore June 4, 2021
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alarm buddy

Someone who calls you early in the morning or late at night to wake you up (not a booty call.)
Tashi uses an alarm buddy to wake up early for work
by DogVsCat1954 June 10, 2014
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When your schools fly a finnish flag from the flag poles with a finnish swastika flag on it to warn of immediate school shootings.
The international stranger alarm will keep the laws intact first scream abelijck
by Cody5050 December 16, 2022
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