father alan

The big wild nonce who likes to play with children

Ahh there he is

Father alan the sex offender

by That random knob September 26, 2019

Alan

Alan is a homophobic beast

Wow that Alan really hates the gay dude

by SlamMe69 November 19, 2023

Alan Smith

The most average person on the planet.
Works in an office and has nothing interesting about him.

Guy 1: Who is that guy
Guy 2: I'm not sure.... it could be Alan Smith

by Unclemoe69 February 28, 2017

Alan

Knocks down food with school bag and steals your motors

Alan wtf!!

by Steve disciple July 30, 2019

Alan

Hot mf, with a 69 inch dick. He fawks your gf in the back and sucks her non-existent peen.

The Alan shoved the glizzy up yo gf butt.

by Suckmyd69 December 7, 2020

Alan Resnick

Alan Resnick (or just 'Resnick'), is a comedian, performance artist, actor, and director. As he made and/or directed, "THHPII" (abbreviated from "This House Has People In It"), "Unedited Footage of a Bear", "alantutorial", "Visitor Information", "May I Please Enter?", "Entering", etc.
Resnick also depicts himself in his fictional character roles as a little kid, which may or may not have autism, and always speaks in a soft/timid tone of voice.
He also hosts/co-hosts EGI 2, a gaming review/talkshow hosted on Twitch.

A: Yo 'B', do you know who played that "alantutorial" character?
B: Oh, it's Alan Resnick.

by Leive Piper February 7, 2025

Alan

My name

Alan:cool

by the genshin simp😍 September 19, 2021