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fuck my actual life

This is what you say when you life totally sucks cock.
Dave: "You've lost everything"
Me : ''Fuck my actual life!"
by Lifesuckscock September 16, 2013
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actual lol

A more refined way of saying lol.
'What do you call a fly with out wings?'
'I dunno?'
'A walk!;)@
'Actual lol:)'
by Actual Rofl Copter March 10, 2010
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Actual shit

When people don't like your definition on urban dictionary so they reject it
Wow you're an actual shit
by Sashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa November 2, 2019
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actualol

An instance when someone actually laughs when at the computer.
Person 1:
Your intelligence is worse off than America's economy.

Person 2:
Actualol!
by The 2.0 April 3, 2009
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activist

a rich kid or person who thinks he cares about people, but in a few years he will be making money off of mommy and daddys trust fund money. These people claim they know all about tibet, but don't know what the people in their suburban town are like.

Are often blindly left and focus on stupid issues rather than domestic issues. They often live in gentrified communities and hate anything remotely American. They also hate people who spend money for destroying the world. But they are like everyone else.
"That activist is a revolutionary against mommy and daddys money. He went to college a few months and thinks he knows everything. Yeah right"
by Aoecean December 6, 2006
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i like you so much I might actually tell you

Engineering Calculus:
As the tangent to the curve approaches infinity:
Variable Constraints Include:

Time
Location
Romantic Implication
Humourous Viability
Sexual Implication
Newton's Law

Results can be extrapolated by isolating one variable.
Ex.
Girl: I don't like ditzes.
Boy: I don't like ditzes either.
Girl: I like cheese
Boy: Mee too.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you
x = romantic implication

Ex 2:

Boy: I like funny sarcastic bobble heads
Girl: I'm a funny sarcastic bobble head
Boy: I like you so much I might actually tell you
Girl: Ew you're creepy.
x = humourous viability + sexual implications

Ex 3:
Girl: Hi stranger, pay attention to me.
Boy: You're pretty.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you.
Boy: Your positive?
x= newton's law, time, location
by JuneBugette December 7, 2010
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