Achonce

An odd type of species that originates from the name of Ashley. It is the Alter ego of the Ashley which is created by the split personality. The Achonce can be a vile creature which annoys many and has a tendency to show up places unexpectedly like a shadow. It also does not have a gender because it is so mysterious. The Achonce also likes to talk to its self on the computer. When it is not chatting about the meaning in life the Achonce possesses the Ashley and wreaks havoc on innocent beings by talking to them at the same time. The Achonce loves to make people uncomfortable and thrives off embarassement. Most believe it is just the Ashley playing an evil joke but really it is the Achonce using its mind control on Ashley. Achonce is also deeply in love with :putnam: the stupid face book smiley that nobody seems to know why he is there. The Achonce keeps believes in keeping shrines and keeps a shrine of putnam.

1. You embarass me way too much, are you sure your not an achonce?

2. Is it a guy or girl ? It must be an achonce!

3. Why dont you play a joke and pull an achonce?

by Vicky is awesome March 17, 2010

actinic dermatitis

a really stupid way to say that you're sunburned.

Girl: "I'm suffering from actinic dermatitis"

Guy: "You mean you are sunburned bitch"

by aoeyirstln June 29, 2011

Acting like a cup

The act of being a cunt or rude.

Bolli is acting like a cup. Must be cause he's from Iceland.

by PhlyTrikx February 21, 2015

action sock

A military garment used for extended periods on operations to catch male nocturnal emissions, thus preserving the cleanliness of ones sleeping bag

I was thinking of the missus last night and had to use the action sock

by Action Sock February 20, 2015

achton

Achton is a person who ressembles a Fuckboi alot, except being Achton is not necessarily a bad thing, you can be Achton, while maintaining SWAG and style.

Girl 1: Have you seen the new guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so hot, he is probably Achton tho.
Girl 1: You should tap that.

by Carsten6112 October 24, 2015

action permanence

Having done an action in spite of someone not being there to witness it.

My husband's action permanence is non-existent. He questioned whether I had actually cleaned the bathroom because he wasn't there to see it. What does he need from me, a video?

by Brook Byrnes April 18, 2017

Acronymologist

A person or persons who extemporaneously plays on words to form obscure abbreviated words which are supposed to aid in memorizing longer phrases. An acronymologist may spend hours wasting their time coming up with catchy bywords, only to forget the original terminology.

M.O.A.T.E.M.

Maker Obscure Abbreviated Time-wasting Extraneous Malarkey = Acronymologist

by Little Mizz S February 1, 2018