abortion

slang; something that is totally not cool. something that pisses you off or makes you wanna gag.

“i don’t care how bad my life gets i’ll never drink eggnog. it’s made of egg whites. ew. abortion. “

by the navster December 1, 2021

Abortication

A vacation taken, specifically for a/an abortion. A compound term, comprised of the words abortion, and vacation. Used to normalize and add humor to a tense situation.

“Where are you going next week?”
“ Taking a trip too Florida, for a abortication.

by Mr.ShMoker March 27, 2024

Abortion Slush

A person who would have provided the same (if not more) to society and the people around them had they been aborted. They wear you down with their presence and personality. It is as if they feed off of your life force.

Is it just me, or does Abortion Slush just drain the life out of you?

by sloshyslushy February 27, 2024

Albanian abortion

A type of abortion that is performed by an Albanian person in order to save money. The abortion also causes the woman to become infertile. The person performing the abortion kicks the woman very hard in the uterus, killing the foetus and also completely destroying the uterus which hence causes the woman to remain infertile for the rest of her life.

Guy 1: "Something is up. Last week Hannah said she's pregnant but now she just told me she's infertile"
Guy 2: "She clearly was given the Albanian abortion"

by CherrykoolaidYT December 21, 2021

abortion

Chiefly Boston; something that goes horribly wrong

Did you see the mess they made of downtown with the Big Dig and it's a billion over budget? What a fuckin abortion!

by the jerky March 14, 2023

Abortion

A purchased medical procedure performed by a licensed medical professional that is no different than any other medical procedure whether elective chosen or required due to health risks of the woman or the fetus/baby gestating inside of them. This medical procedure, though often claimed to be, is not a woman's right nor is it a human right due to it not occurring naturally without scientific and/or third party intervention. That is actually what a miscarriage would/should be defined as.

An abortion can't be a "right" because they are not naturally found occurring without medical or another's assistance.

by DeadJezebel May 15, 2024

Emotional Abortion

An emotional abortion is when you have a spiritual pap smear done which scoops out the inner linings of the uterus, causing a sense of clarity within oneself found in no other way

"Dog I just had the CRAZIEST emotional abortion"

by semenster6937 March 14, 2025