Mam: Come home in half an hour.
Lau: No I want to stay longer.
Mam: Fine come home at 11 then.
Lau: Ok great.
*hang up*
Steph: Lau, its half 10.
Lau: ¬¬
Dave: Nice one Roy!
Lau: No I want to stay longer.
Mam: Fine come home at 11 then.
Lau: Ok great.
*hang up*
Steph: Lau, its half 10.
Lau: ¬¬
Dave: Nice one Roy!
by fringee December 17, 2008

Roy is the best boyfriend yo cold ever have. He is sweet and wholesome and everything good in the world. He doesn't exactly know how to take a hint and sometimes needs a little help. He is extremely smart but doesn't try to hard. he is normally fit and likes to work out. he is a generally sweet and caring guy you shouldn't ever let him go.
by Kendle maria January 26, 2022

everybody know moos, here we got Mr.Sandberg who killed a moos without rights to do it, the moos tried to stop it but roy had other ideas, this ended in the second world war because Mr.Sandberg rejected to jail and the moos made their own bataljon and tried to stung Roy, but roy said to he`s fetter that he would probably take some more moos to his basement, hes known in our school for killing a moos and having kids in he`s basement and he is stinky
Joe: what? what happend to the moos?
Yuri: Roy was probably here.
Joe: oh, i got it
Yuri: yes, hes called Roy hitler for a reason
Joe: yes, He killed 6 million moos while Germans Killed 6 million Jews
Yuri: Roy was probably here.
Joe: oh, i got it
Yuri: yes, hes called Roy hitler for a reason
Joe: yes, He killed 6 million moos while Germans Killed 6 million Jews
by SavageScrimss November 12, 2019

Fatass who just eats food and always asks for more no matter how much he already had. bad at fortnite.
by abushawarma_53 January 14, 2024

Return On Investment
Return on investment (ROI) is a performance measure used to evaluate the efficiency or profitability of an investment or compare the efficiency of a number of different investments. ROI tries to directly measure the amount of return on a particular investment, relative to the investment’s cost.
by DorDav December 9, 2021

The most badass fish in the sea. Commonly known for slaying every fish it comes in contact with. Typically more interesting to be around than its owner and definitely has a better future than him.
Me: Did you see Roy’s Fish last night?
Person: Ya, I prefer it to his owner why tends to be a little bitch around girls!
Person: Ya, I prefer it to his owner why tends to be a little bitch around girls!
by Acavs81 May 11, 2018
