by Big Bager November 3, 2010

Jesse john is mist likely smart and loves computers. Jesse john are all mostly Pisces. They are all very rare to find and dont make them mad they gut very mad!
by Littleguydood November 28, 2020

A girl with massive fucking balls , dwarfing grapefruits in their sheer size and girth. Watermelons, even.
Bonus points for her massive shlong that leaves a trail of debris behind her as she walks.
Bonus points for her massive shlong that leaves a trail of debris behind her as she walks.
by sheeshbutt April 2, 2021

by hallsfierce September 16, 2014

the most sexiest,beautiful,intelegent and most hottest person ever! they are the best and you should date them because they are sexy ;)
by StraightNotFound_ June 6, 2022

Lyricist, singer and guitarist of a Punk/Emo-Depressive band, Brand New. His lyrics stand out from most punk/emo bands because they appear more sincere and it also seems like hes taken more than 4 seconds to think them up and put them into an order. He manages to escape the negative "emo" brand simply because his lyrics are not as self-indulgent and dragged out in delivery, not mentioning any names (MCR,FFTL).
by andy "luvs Lacey" lefty August 10, 2006

Very loving and caring. She crazy but you have to have her. Her love is like no other. If you find a Jesse never let her go.
Jesse is a crazy woman!
by Queen Jess January 29, 2017
