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WAD

WAD
W - Wet
A - Ass
D - Despair
Hey everyone
Nagito komaeda here
I just wanted to let you know
That uh...

I said certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet ass despair
Make that pull-out game weak

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

Yeah you messin with some wet ass despair
Bring a bucket
And a mop
For some wet ass despair
Give me everything you got
For this wet ass despair
Beat it up hajime
Catch a charge
Extra largе
And extra hard
Put junkos hand right in your face
Swipe your nosе like a credit card
Put me on top, i wanna ride
Blow up the island while im inside
Spit in my mouth
Look in my eyes
Hajime come take a dive
I dont wanna spit
I wanna gulp
I wanna gag
I wanna choke
I want you to touch that little dangly thing
That swing in the back of my throat
WAD
by LiterallyDyingRNUwU December 27, 2020
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Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009
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Wad

LosPollosTV’s Dad. A combination of spammed W’s in the chat and dad, because his Dad is a W.
“I am so excited for Thursday. Wad will be on stream for the weekly episode of 90 day fiancé.
by Nahnah1960 April 19, 2022
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WAD

"What a Dumbass"

Simply put... no background information needed.
(1)

-"Oh man, John jumped backwards off a cliff and landed on his chin!"

-"WAD."

(2)
-"Do you like money?"

-"WAD question."

(3)
-He cheated on me with my best friend!

-Ugh, WAD punk!
by IXTaniaXI March 11, 2011
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