owen gordon

a big man that loves eating mcdonalds daily
he is such a owen gordon, he wont stop ordering door dash mcdonalds!
by somebody not the silly goose December 15, 2023
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Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.
Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"
by Steven The Absolute Idiot October 17, 2022
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cameron gordon

person 1: cameron gordon gets ne bitches him
person 2: and he’s fat
by Guagaga July 01, 2022
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gordon-martin

Very weird fun people to hang around and when your around them there is never a dull moment
A party with alchol and alot of laughter and one person is giving all the jokes that is a gordon-martin
by Lexgm November 13, 2013
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henry gordon

A person who is always lying about everything in life. He tries to be the center of attention but very few people like him
Did you see Henry Gordon, he is such a liar.
by harshilthecommercial October 09, 2017
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Gordon C.

Gordon C. Is a very unique and soul. You cannot become attached to this person as they will destroy your life. They have a major problem with drinking and has anger issues. This man whore will bang your pussy good then ghost you. He is a great fuck but when your looking for more of his throbbing double cut cock he falls off the earth. He is also known to have many children all around the world. Advise to avoid this man.
I just wanna ride Gordon C. Cocktail so bad my vag is screaming.
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