Noun
Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.
Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.
by misterissues June 11, 2009
Get the flat tiremug. a state of crazy hunger. You are so hungry that you feel like you would go crazy. Only thing you can think about is to eat.
by ansdudluna May 8, 2011
Get the flat stomachmug. A terrible istrument consisting of two hot metal plates. Used to burn and straighten teenage girls hair, by means of taking not pin-straight hair and pressing and holding it between aforementioned hot metal plates. A favorite among the the 13-18 year old age group. Occasionally used on sexually confused young men.
Can have awful results if you don't do it exactly right. For the teenage girl who thinks that curly hair is "OmiGod! Like sooo uncool!!!"
Can have awful results if you don't do it exactly right. For the teenage girl who thinks that curly hair is "OmiGod! Like sooo uncool!!!"
curly-haired girl : OMG!! Jessica, do you think all the cool kids will like me if I but this $80 flat iron???
Jessica: OMG!! Yes, because curly hair is so 90's!!
Jessica: OMG!! Yes, because curly hair is so 90's!!
by yourmomma May 13, 2005
Get the Flat Ironmug. "There I was a Billy's house for a BBQ. I had like 3 Oly tall boys and was feeling great...until I ate a fat burger...completely lost my buzz...totally flat tired my self"
by Johnny Boy Kz August 11, 2014
Get the Flat Tiremug. I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.
by hrtshpdbox February 5, 2022
Get the I'm Flatmug. by M-Chanzo September 3, 2022
Get the Flat whitemug. 