by D.L. "Fox" Doucette September 19, 2003
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Brianna: Like, OMG, Derek Jeter is sooo cute, I'm going to buy a Yankee hat
Rylan: But babe, what about the 5 baseball teams we already have in our state? Two of which we stole from New York! And how will you even watch the games? The only way to see more then 5 a year is buying the package from the cable company, and something tells me you wont be watching all 162 like New Yorkers do even if you paid for it. You're just a California Yankee Fan.
Rylan: But babe, what about the 5 baseball teams we already have in our state? Two of which we stole from New York! And how will you even watch the games? The only way to see more then 5 a year is buying the package from the cable company, and something tells me you wont be watching all 162 like New Yorkers do even if you paid for it. You're just a California Yankee Fan.
by NYY for Nyers March 16, 2009
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by Chills August 29, 2005
Get the yankee mug.The Yankees are a baseball team from New York with a fair weather fan base. When Red Sox and Yankees fans get into fights, the latter will often pull out one of these, "Yeah? Well we have 26 titles," or "You guys only have one in the last 86 years."
What both sides often fail to recognize is that the Yankees have set a new record for payroll at 205 million dollars ( that's $205,000,000) The Red Sox payroll is 130 million dollars, which is 75 million dollars less.
This monumental sum of money has given rise to the nickname "the evil empire,"
which can be used in place of the yankees in any context.
Obviously, the difference in titles has a direct correlation with how much cash rich fuckface owner George Steinbrenner pisses away on little shitbags like Alex Rodriguez.
Let's talk about the great A-Rod for a while. Christened "Slappy" after his dirty attempt to cheat in the ALCS, this A-hole will be earning 25.7 million dollars in the 2005 baseball season. Apparently, A-Rod does not care much for the game, he just wants to reach base more often in order to increase his next years salary.
I would also like to point out that Jason Giambi, who will be making 13,428,571 and is a former American League MVP admitted to a grand jury that he had injected himself with steroids. This confession comes in the face of new and tougher steroid screening and after he had previously denied to ever using them.
It should also be noted that the Yankees made history in the 2004 ALCS by becoming the first ever team to lose a series after winning the first three. The Yankees fell to the Red Sox 4-3 after an 0-3 start. This choke gave rise to the nickname the biggest chokers in history .
I would also like to add that Yankees fans are the worst, most fair weather fans in the league. But if you ask them, they would say with their noses stuck high in the air, "Hmph. Well, we have 26 titles. So there!"
At least we Red Sox fans get it.
What both sides often fail to recognize is that the Yankees have set a new record for payroll at 205 million dollars ( that's $205,000,000) The Red Sox payroll is 130 million dollars, which is 75 million dollars less.
This monumental sum of money has given rise to the nickname "the evil empire,"
which can be used in place of the yankees in any context.
Obviously, the difference in titles has a direct correlation with how much cash rich fuckface owner George Steinbrenner pisses away on little shitbags like Alex Rodriguez.
Let's talk about the great A-Rod for a while. Christened "Slappy" after his dirty attempt to cheat in the ALCS, this A-hole will be earning 25.7 million dollars in the 2005 baseball season. Apparently, A-Rod does not care much for the game, he just wants to reach base more often in order to increase his next years salary.
I would also like to point out that Jason Giambi, who will be making 13,428,571 and is a former American League MVP admitted to a grand jury that he had injected himself with steroids. This confession comes in the face of new and tougher steroid screening and after he had previously denied to ever using them.
It should also be noted that the Yankees made history in the 2004 ALCS by becoming the first ever team to lose a series after winning the first three. The Yankees fell to the Red Sox 4-3 after an 0-3 start. This choke gave rise to the nickname the biggest chokers in history .
I would also like to add that Yankees fans are the worst, most fair weather fans in the league. But if you ask them, they would say with their noses stuck high in the air, "Hmph. Well, we have 26 titles. So there!"
At least we Red Sox fans get it.
Fred - "I am from Yugoslavia. I do not need to know anything about baseball to know that the Yankees suck."
Fans from all other teams (Sox, Mets, etc.) - Right on, Fred.
Fans from all other teams (Sox, Mets, etc.) - Right on, Fred.
by jar March 23, 2005
Get the Yankees mug.A retard who pretends to be a communist but is actually a fascist. Sometimes referred to as "red fascist".
Person 1: Why does that guy claim to be a MAGA communist?
Person 2: Because he got caught in a cult & now calls himself "Yankee Tankie"
Person 2: Because he got caught in a cult & now calls himself "Yankee Tankie"
by thelure7363 June 26, 2023
Get the Yankee Tankie mug.When you’re a male and you wake up from a one night stand and your asshole is the same diameter of a coffee cup because the female you were fucking drugged you and welcomed her dad into your life.
“Was it just us two last night or did you Dirty Yankee me?”
“Hey dad, lets give him a Dirty Yankee tonight.”
“Hey dad, lets give him a Dirty Yankee tonight.”
by 1onlyrealstory1 August 19, 2019
Get the Dirty Yankee mug.1. In the southern states, the term YANKEE is used to identify someone from a northern state, especially those that happen to be from NY. Some southern folk dislike yankees because they assume that the northerners are rude individuals. I think its just a misunderstanding of cultures.
2. When a New Yorker travels to another state, they may refer to themselves as a "yankee" to let everyone know that they are from the same place as the all time best baseball team in the world (not boston...they suck)
2. When a New Yorker travels to another state, they may refer to themselves as a "yankee" to let everyone know that they are from the same place as the all time best baseball team in the world (not boston...they suck)
1. "BAMA": Say folk, you talk funny. You ain't from down hurr. You must be a yankee.
"YANKEE": Nah son, I aint from these parts, im from Brooklyn.
"YANKEE": Nah son, I aint from these parts, im from Brooklyn.
by BadBoy81 September 3, 2005
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