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Xbox360

The Xbox360 is a gaming console purpose-built to fail miserably at everything except taking your money.

Xbox360 is most commonly used by retards, wife beaters, weeaboos, furries, and douchebags.

Although considered superior by many, its extremely high failure rate, lack of 3rd-party hardware, and lack of high-resolution DVD support render the Xbox360 relatively useless.
"Dude, I just totally punched my wife in the face! Let's play some Halo!" -Average Xbox360 user.
by Justin Herbert April 12, 2009
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Xbox 360 a.k.a. Xbox please fix me, xbox 3shitty or fagbox3shitty. One other the suckiest next-gen counsel(behind the wii). The system that only cheap ass americans buy. Almost completely non existent in japan. Only have to good games for it which are halo3 (the most overrated game in gaming history) and gears of war 2 which is exactly the same as gear of war 1. The console that overheats, scratches discs, won't read games, freezes, makes a lot of noise, shuts off during gameplay, and display several different error messages. Also, the most expensive console on the market. Must buy pricy firt party add-ons. No harddrive, no wifi, no standard rechargeable controller, no HD player, no games. The only good thing about xbox is xbox live but you have to pay $50 a year to receive this service. Also, the most un-innovative system out. Must steal ideas from other consoles.

In short, the xbox just sucks.
Douchbag #1 yo, can I come over to play ur xbox 360 cuz mine is broke.
Douchbag #2 na, dude mine is broke too. Besides there are no good games to play.
Douchbag#1 damn dude, that a good point.....maybe we should buy a ps3
Douchbag#2 na dude, I'm too much of a prick to buy one.
by Ricofiasco February 13, 2009
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Quite possbily the worst name for a console ever.
Looks like an apple computer with a Windows OS and a bootlegged PS2 controler.
Will most likely come in second in the console race, third if microsoft screwed the pooch and did not make it backwards compatiable.
Jake- dude have you see the new Xbox....360
Ryan- fuck it dude, just call it Xbox 2, But yeah i saw it, looks like Microsoft finally figured that a console large enough to trap small children in was a bad idea.
Jake- Aye, looks like they once agian stole ideas from Apple, the bastards
by Dr.No May 19, 2005
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On November 15th 2001, Microsoft officially launched it’s Xbox console at an event in New York Times Square's Toys "R" Us. Over 18 games were launched with the console, but the main game to drive sales was a game called Halo. Microsoft reported over 1.5 million units sold from time of launch till the end of 2001. They also reported an average of 3 games sold with each unit. The Xbox is one of the top systems out today. Microsoft Has annouced the xbox 360 as the next xbox.
Hey jimmy why did you buy a gaystation and a gay cube? You should have got an XBOX.
by Ghost Toon August 22, 2005
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Microsoft's latest in total crap. 58% breakdown rate within a year. Gets red ring of death approximately every 16.31 seconds. If you buy it, you will probably end up using it as a paperweight. Totally overrated.
Guy 1: Just got a new xbox 360
Guy 2: Cool lets go play it
5 MINUTES LATER
Guy 1: This is awesome!!!
(Breaks)
Guy 2: Aww.... that sux
Guy 1: I guess it wasn't a total waste of money. Now I have a new Paperweight!
by Beastley Dude February 23, 2011
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The reincarnation of the Dreamcast. A video game console doomed from the start by lack of quality games, shortages, glitching, and malfunctions.
I bought an Xbox 360 but it broke after I pressed the power button.
by Elmo3 April 28, 2006
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XBSB (Xbox Social Board)

1. A social board on Gamefaqs that has been acknowledged more than once for having a more mature community than other system social boards (especially GCSB)

2. A social board on Gamefaqs in which you will actually see topics about news, politics, and other such mature topics, combined with some weird silly shit now and then.

3. T3h 1337 #0m314N|)
XBSB is way better, funnier, and more mature than the other social boards. It has cooler people, and copious amounts of badassery.
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