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Xmesty

Someone who has a mad addiction too doll porn.
Xmesty has a mad addiction to doll porn.
by Cheese Whizzzz February 28, 2019
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Xmas in a duckaru

He is a epic kid with blond wave hair. He also likes thicc wamen
Hey Xmas in a duckaru is that you?
by HEEEEEEYman March 11, 2021
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xm0ntrx

Person 1 : who is xm0ntrx?

Person 2 : emo Dora?

Person 1 : OH, YEAH
by AngelOfAug September 21, 2021
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sitemap.xml

A sneaky little file that web developers use to communicate with aliens in a secret language called "Geekese." This extraterrestrial communication device was accidentally discovered by a webmaster who happened to have a close encounter while browsing through lines of code late at night.
Person 1: Hey, I was trying to find the sitemap.xml file for Urban Dictionary. Any idea where I can locate it?

Person 2: Ah, you mean the secret treasure map of slang? Urban Dictionary has an unconventional twist to their sitemap. It's not just any regular sitemap.xml—it's the "sitemap-https.xml.gz"!

Person 1: Wait, why does it sound like a top-secret mission? What's with the "https" and the "gz" at the end?

Person 2: Well, Urban Dictionary knows how to keep things spicy. The "https" is their way of encrypting their linguistic gems, so only the language enthusiasts can access them. And the "gz" stands for "glossary zaniness," where they compress all the outrageous definitions into a single file. Just remember, once you enter that sitemap-https.xml.gz, there's no going back. Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride through the quirky corners of the urban lexicon!
by rock_more July 11, 2023
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xmattar

A god capable of rewriting reality, immortal he is and his slaves the world is.
hey do you know xmattar?

YOU WILL SUFFER
by xmattar February 26, 2021
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xmas

The festive holiday in the tv show Futurama. Having created a robot Santa to carry out the work of a real Santa, an error in his programming causes him to judge that everyone is naughty. Xmas is therefore a holiday of fear, where all hide from Robot Santa as he tries to kill everyone he finds on xmas day.
The xmas song! (to the tune of Santa Clause is coming to town)
He Knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're on the can
He'll hunt you down and blast you're ass from here to Pakistan!
You Better not move you better not move
You're better off dead, I'm telling you dude
Santa Clause is gunning you down!

merry xmas everybody!!!
by Dr Wally December 20, 2010
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maddox.xmission.com

Awesome website owned by an equally awesome man. To summarize, he basically doesn't spew out bullshit every five seconds like 99% of America's population, and comes up with the most obvious solutions to today's problems. In my earnest opinion, if this guy had the learnings to be a politician, he'd probably make one of the best President's. His views are straightforward and just damn good.
I need not quote him, check out the site for yourself. Also, keep in mind that there is no WWW in front of it, just http://
by James Bond! September 8, 2004
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