Pug Wood

Pug Wood is a timber derived from the Pug Tree which has it's native roots deep in India's forest region. Pug Wood is short but incredibly stiff when 'aroused' by female counterparts. Women love being fed Pug Wood on a regular basis due to it's addictive taste and feeling of bliss it gives them afterwards. Therefore there are many repeat offenders who frequent being fed the Pug Wood once they have had the taste. Pug Wood also goes by a few other names including the Mistry-Willow and Raj Hardwood.

"Is she hungry? Feed her the Pug Wood'

by Vixi-son September 28, 2012

Morning Wood

Waking up with an erection. It's often associated with the need to use the bathroom upon waking up. Scientific term is nocturnal penile tumescence. There is no real scientific proof as to why men wake up with a erection although there are many theories. And by the way "dr. Pascalle" is a fake and an idiot. No such thing as hypervasodilation.

Means the same thing as Morning Glory

It sucks trying to take a piss when you got a morning wood.

by Urban Cock May 11, 2009

Seminole Woods

A rural equestrian neighborhood in Central Florida considered to be for very wealthy people only until relative standards were raised by the Central Florida housing boom and fancy subdivisions in Chuluota. Kids living there are either sheltered (helped by being surrounded by woods and many rich white retirees) or have escaped past their 5 acre lots and golfing parents into the drug and STD-infested town of Geneva.

I heard the kegger was in Seminole Woods

by Keli Clawnz July 7, 2008

darrick wood

Darrick wood a school where posh people go. They pretend they’re hard but secretly watch the bake off and have private tutoring.

“Darrick wood is the best school ever, the people are so hot!”

by darrick wood August 11, 2018

sell the wood

To get severely drunk while clubbing in Kosovo to the extend that you would sell anything you have to get some extra money and buy more alcohol.
The expression comes from Albanian and is becoming popular among English people visiting Kosovo.

A: I think he is about to sell the wood!
B: No mate, he is out of stock!

by Piqka June 9, 2009

Drift wood

Morning wood that lasts late into the afternoon.

You: "Dude...I had the most embarassing moment of my life this afternoon."

Friend: "Your girfriend saw your dick?"

You: "Naw dude...I had a bad case of drift wood and I forgot to tuck it when I went to work."

Friend: "I am SO...SORRY. Can I get you anything bro?"

You: "Only my self respect....."

by Notorious C.A.R.R.O.T. November 14, 2009

Newstead wood

a virgin megastore

chav 1:Hey look at those buff girls
chav 2:don't bother they're newstead woods

by i hate newstead December 1, 2011