Windows 11

Heaven and cancer packed in one cock
Some guy: Hey I just upgraded to Windows 11!
Another guy: You mean downgraded?

Basically every Windows 10 user.
by bitchoker December 20, 2022
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Windows 10

An operating system that likes to annoy you a lot on other Windows operating systems. It also has a new version of Internet Explorer called Microsoft Edge.
Windows 10 Popup: Your PC is ready for your free upgrade.
Basically everyone: Fuck off!.
by Slav Hardbass May 29, 2018
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window eating

See definition by JackOfStars above. Entry corrected for spelling and punctuation.
If you're so hungry, stop window eating and just grab something!
by JBeez March 30, 2013
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window drop

Opening a window by breaking the glass. Most efficient when all the glass falls down with one strike. A good thing when rioting, looting or breaking in.
"Damn! One brick and that window drop."
by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014
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Windows ME

Windows Massive Errors. You can Usually Find Windows ME in the toilet about 8 hours after you eat. Please Upgrade to Windows 2000 Pro. or Windows XP. Windows 2000 is the Most Stable OS Ever i think.
Wife: Honney, I think our Computer got a Virus
Husband: No, Thats Just Windows ME. I Put it in This Morning
by Michael Lippa July 26, 2008
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Frosty Windows

When you give a girl a facial while she's wearing glasses
Jen: I can't get this jizz off my glasses!
Sara: maybe you shouldn't have gotten frosty windows!!
by Ammo11m January 10, 2012
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window bruv

Window Bruv is an sentient entity which often lurks within buildings and will trade with passers by if they call the Window Bruv from outside. If one should enter the building, the Window Bruv will not be there. It is speculated that the Window Bruv is non-corporeal, however, on trading, a hand will reach out to recieve and distribute goods. The Window Bruv expects a fist bump before departure.
Person 1: Yo, Window Bruv.
Window Bruv: Yo?
Person 1: Can I swap you this NATO mask for a GOST?
Window Bruv: Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh!

Person 1: Yeah, that's the stuff.

Window Bruv: Safe.
Yeah, safe G. Safe G.
by thelagfag August 10, 2021
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