A wedgie so big and hard, it makes another butt crack and loops around your body twice. The pain in this is the same as cutting off your arm with a spoon.
Mick Roche: My ass hurts...
Hugh Jass: Does your ass have 2 cracks?
Mike Roche: Yes...what does that mean?
Hugh Jass: You got a holy wedgie recently. BTW, the gay reader reading this is a lousy douche bag...
Hugh Jass: Does your ass have 2 cracks?
Mike Roche: Yes...what does that mean?
Hugh Jass: You got a holy wedgie recently. BTW, the gay reader reading this is a lousy douche bag...
by Osama Fuck Laden May 25, 2010
A wedgie slave is a girl/boy who wants to be wedgied by anyone they get the chance to be wedgied by.
by Wedgie_expert101 March 04, 2021
when one gets the shirt or bra stuck in their armpit, as in the position of the underwear and the butt in a traditional wedgie.
by ~Temari November 19, 2009
When a forceful yet erotic tugging on the front elastic of a woman's panties is carefully manipulated to orgasm
by Sp1971sp November 26, 2015
A natural just happens wedgie that is so bad that the legs of your underwear are by the waist band and if you wear your pants down low you can see your but cheeks
guy1: "man i hate Tristan wedgies"
guy2: "what are they"
guy1: "you know them insane wedgies when your but cheeks show?'
guy2: "hate those....."
guy2: "what are they"
guy1: "you know them insane wedgies when your but cheeks show?'
guy2: "hate those....."
by t1995byrne May 26, 2011
The act of pulling a person's scrotum over their head. Similar to the classic atomic wedgie, but using the receivers scrotum.
by PrincessTinkles December 31, 2015
when pepole come to you or 1 and pull your undeis and put it on a tree or nail or somthin of that sort...
i was in the car my dad droped me off nere the forrest UNTIL these chikes came to me and shoted ''GET HIM'' i said wtf and they said your an ass**le befor i could talk back one came behind me (i am 13) they dragd me... to the forest and went to an ally i said are you gona ****ing trow me in the river it was near the river but they grabed my boxers put it on a tree i knew it was a wedgie and hung me..... i was there for days... my parents probly taotght i had a big sleppover then the bit**hes came spriped evrythinng off exept boxers and got water guns tied my hands and hung my boxers higher spryed it at me then they bent me down faseing the grownd playd basketball with me the ball went trough the legholes smart arent thay.... then the boxers sliped and i was down i legd it but they tackeld me cause one was on a bike. and said wear the hell do you think your going asswipe and hungme back.............. unti 1 of them came back and said i felt sorry for you ... and got me down and gave me my close she said dont tell them i let you go ok i said a big thanks to her. she said that they whar gona keep you there till somone finds you she said noone would ever LOL but im still in big pain...... hanging wedgie...
by banaobna12346 December 13, 2010