The Wailing Wench

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!

Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*

by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013

Julia Wasinger

A Julia Wasinger is what you would call an autist. Meaning she's a fucking retard who makes people want to kill themselves after a very simple conversation. WARNING you will lose brain cells just being around a J.W. if you see one leave the area ASAP.

man, you are such a Julia Wasinger kys.

by Matthew Coates December 6, 2017

Mahmudi Wakili

A motherfucker who thinks he is cool and is a white bitch who says the word nigga and is really short and cant even talk english. He always uses these words pussy,Dick,boobs,I'm gonna make your mum pregenant,I'm gonna rape you, anal rape,let's have sex bitch or I'm gonna rape you,show me your pussy,suck my Dick, I'm gonna lick your mum's pussy,let's fuck right now

I swear that motherfucker who he is gonna do some pornographic stuff to my mum is a Mahmudi Wakili

by Yousif Abdallah July 8, 2019

George WASIANton

Believe it or not the first U.S.president was a Wasian. This means that he was white and Asian. I know it’s hard to believe but it is 100% true.

“Hey, did you known George Washington was actually a Wasian?”
“Whattt...I had no idea so does that make him George WASIANton

by ._.noobmaster69 February 28, 2020

Star Wasian

Of, or pertaining to, Star Wars.

The Leia sex trope is so Star Wasian.

by Hundfleisch May 5, 2020

Beltway Wailing

The act of driving and masterbating at the same time.

I was driving in my truck and I looked over and could see this dude beltway wailing while he was driving.

by Mr. T in MD September 27, 2020

george wasington

When you're trying to spell George Washington but misspell it.

"I can't spell for crap, I spelled put george wasington again"

by Kiwi Styles January 4, 2021