WAIF 

Noun - A poor, skinny, homeless child typically in Dickensian London. Normally has unnecessary filth about his face and/or clothing. The butt of many cruel jokes involving his financial status.

Verb - the act of "waifing"

Adjective - A cruel insult, normally used for people smaller or less fortunate than yourself.

Adverb - "in the manor of a waif"

Noun - Look at that stupid waif. Lets kick him and rub dirt in his waif-face.

Verb - Look man. Gimme my burlap sack back before I waif you up.

Adjective - Look at that waif person. How very waif he is.

Adverb - He walked waifly down the street.

WAIF by WretchingGoatman May 13, 2005

small-waist-in-the-afternoon-leosis 

1. In the morning your pants are too small and in the afternoon their falling down.

I have small-waist-in-the-afternoon-leosis my pants are too small in the morning so I did'nt use a belt. Now their falling off.

small-waist-in-the-afternoon-leosis by tnigs_ganja March 3, 2009

waimi 

A thread on a messageboard that had a good intention, but was eventually hijacked and turned into a post pumping palace.

Waimi has its origins in the spring of 2004 when an individual by the name of NeoChrist, at a Tool messageboard posted a thread entitled "Why are introverts more intelligent?". After about 2 pages of serious discussion, forum trolls hijacked it, and 40 pages later the thread was locked.

N. "Shit, it looks like that thread is a waimi now."

V. "Fuck dude, lets go waimi that thread about abortion."

A. "That's so waimi."

waimi by thirdseason17 June 3, 2005

waifu syndrome 

A phenomenon affecting female champions in the League of Legends in which they are regarded as "perfectly balanced" by their adoring neckbeard fanboys despite frequent and highly successful competitive usage, bans both targeted and general, and high win ratios.

You have waifu syndrome because you say Riven is perfectly balanced.

waifu syndrome by RoperSkills November 27, 2013

waiting list 

Slang used by private schools to say "no" nicely. Few people actually get admitted from it.

For people who don't know, the waiting list is a thing (apparently) that they have that they collect people if it is too late to be admitted for the private school. If someone drops out of admission to a certain private school someone from the waiting list will be admitted.

That's what they say, but nobody knows.

"We'll put you on the waiting list."
"Ah shit the waiting list!"

waiting list by Hello moto August 15, 2006

WAIGS 

Acronym. Usually stands for "What Am I Gonna Say?"
Used when someone is beaten in an argument and has no other comeback or used when you have nothing to say. Usually followed by "Get Fucked". In most cases laughter ensues.

The correct way to pull of WAIGS is to put on a "gangsta" voice while saying it and making hand gestures when appropriate.

Once your friends are aware of what's coming they may try to back chat your argument but no matter what you must stand your ground as you are ultimately in the right.

In this example WAIGS has been extended into "What Am I Gonna Say?"

Raydon: "...and that is why you're gay!"
Ben: "What am I gonna say?"
Raydon: "Huh?"
Ben: "Get fucked"
Everyone: "lolololol"

Raydon: "Shame shitnitch!
Ben: "What am I gonna say bitch?"

WAIGS by Nahgallac August 19, 2009

Wait-for-Jesus Body 

When a girl is so hot, your literally willing to go through 2-3 years of sex free courtship and marriage just to have sex with her.

Man Dave, do you really think Megan has a Wait-for-Jesus body? Haven't you been dating that chick for a year without so much as a drunken handjob?

Wait-for-Jesus Body by fupa-hunter April 24, 2010