Got Waxed

When someone sells you candle wax instead of crack - you got waxed!

*Tryna buy crack in the skid row of Vancouver, and finally finds somebody and they pull it out their mouth and hand it to you*
Crackhead 1 “Man this is nasty he just pulled it out his mouth”
Crackhead 2 “I’ll trade you mine for it”

Crackhead 1 “Okay thanks”

*Crackhead 2 trades him for it then disappears. Crackhead 1 asks Crackhead 3 for Brillo*

Crackhead 3 “ yeah for a rip”
*gives her a rip out of it*

Crackhead 3 “what the fuck is this? It’s wax! You got waxed!”

by StellaStarr November 28, 2025

It should be washed

The situation when the thot in the class touches your stuff (for example: shirt) and your reaction is that sentence.

- Oh man... Hannah just touched my new coat.
- Damn. It should be washed.

by OGmark October 20, 2017

Sheikh Hasina Wazed

Longest serving Bangladeshi PM.

Sheikh Hasina Wazed is most known as the prime minister of Bangladesh.

by typical Indian October 7, 2023

A Towel that Washed

When a young person challenges an older person to a towel-snapping contest...and they lose.

Tommy thought he could beat his dad in a towel-snapping contest. The bruise on Tommy's leg shows he is A TOWEL THAT WASHED.

by Miagi BrainNog September 29, 2025

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025