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Pussy Waffle

A dangerous and war-torn pussy. It is the Somalia of vaginas.
Michelle Duggar had a pussy waffle after her latest miscarriage.
by tenaciousday October 18, 2012
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waffle-faced

Falling asleep or passing out infront of a computer where ones head is laying on the keyboard, the keys leaving a geometric pattern that resembles the imprint of a waffle.
Trying to Power level a character on World of Warcraft, Johnny passed out after day four later to awaken waffle-faced.
by Goldendale August 11, 2006
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Butt waffle

On a long haired dog, cat, or sometimes, an unwashed co-worker, a combination of a loose bowel movement stuck in the hair around the butt. This mass has been sat upon, flattening it to a waffle-like appearance. In a co-worker, the presence of a butt waffle is indicated by a strong smell of "old shit".
"Hold still, you fucking cocksucker. If we don't get this butt waffle off yer ass, you'll have to stay outside for a week." (Generally screamed at a dog or cat, Not a co-worker.)
by Hairy Dog Owner September 28, 2006
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twoit waffle

when the twoit is sticky like waffle syrup
derak and ryan know ur a twoit waffle
by sexual bears March 1, 2010
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Waffle stomping

Taking a shit on the shower drain and stomping it in to clog the drain
We were late cause we were Waffle stomping in the girls bathroom
by Creamy santa January 21, 2017
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Waffle Sauce

He buttered those pancakes up with his signature homemade waffle sauce.
by Dirtyypete May 14, 2018
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Flipping Waffles

Tophers Definition For Kinky Wild Monkey Sex In The Jungle.
I Love To Flip Waffles Atlest 4 Times A Week With My 6.5 Inch Penis!
by Anonymous June 11, 2006
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