worm's ass

n. derived from Oklahoma oil fields which describes a worthless human who kisses ass to get ahead.

Dwayne is a worm's ass. -John Biby

by Big Earn November 5, 2005

sperm worm

penis

"he nudged his sperm worm up against her thigh"

by Spycho August 5, 2003

fanny worm

Little bits of rolled up tissue paper that get caught in a ladies beef curtains after using the toilet. A fanny worm in the mouth is one of the most disturbing things that can happen. It will scar you for life.

I was muff diving and all of a sudden I got a huge fanny worm in my mouth. It made me puke all over her lady garden

by Luke June 18, 2006

Inch Worm

Referring to a guy with a small dick.

Check out Johnny's inch worm.

by Dano November 25, 2004

wordsmithery

1. (n) The noble work of an honest wordsmith, in those olden days of punning pundits and quipping quiptographers.
2. (n) The place of business of said wordsmith.

I spend all mine days at yon wordsmithery, getting mine wordsmithery done,
smithing faire words with mine wordsmithing tools,
for profit,
for fame
and for fun.

by alux August 25, 2005

big school words

big nerdy words that nerds and geeks use to maake them look smarter than other people.

"What are you doing using your big school words? Just use normal people words and I'll understand what you're talking about." - Ricky, Trailer park boys

by Mr lahey July 19, 2006

poop worm

After engaging in anal sex, sometimes a little poop remains in the guys pee hole, a Poop Worm is the thin piece of poop that comes out as he pees after having anal.

After a long night of anal, when he finally peed, the poop worm coiled aroud the bottom of the toilet bowl.

by ARN September 4, 2005