Nuclear wife

The female member of the now rare American nuclear family. Commonplace in the 1950s. Not necessarily happily married, but outwardly so nonetheless.
June cleaver on the popular 1950s-60s tv show leave it to beaver is a prime example of a nuclear wife.

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by Pancakefield July 10, 2011
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wife Poacher

Usually someone close to your wife at work or in a similar situation that is always there for her. This person gets closer and closer to your wife until he breaks up the marriage. From day one he can’t wait to get his cock in her. He appears to have good intentions. But in the end it’s all cheating and deception. He moves into your house and starts fucking your wife. And in the end the husband gets nothing and loses everything in divorce and is broke paying child support.
That fucking spic from Columbia is a wife poacher. He put a ring on her finger before the ink was dry from the divorce papers.
by Sori October 18, 2017
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curleys wife

man curleys wife IS A GOD DAMN FAGGOT
by 84udahbsdka November 09, 2017
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Weiner Wife

I bet that asshole homophobe Steve secretly has a weiner wife.
by marble_player February 25, 2011
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Wife tax

Taken from your net pay, often straight from your wallet, the Wife Tax is a mandatory contribution directly to your spouse's spending money.
I was going to buy those parts to fix the family car and renovate the bathroom, but I got hit pretty hard with the Wife Tax last paycheck.
by theydrick March 10, 2015
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wife beater

A man who knows what needs to be done to keep the sandwiches flowing and the kitchen running smoothly
That wife beater there always brings the best sandwiches to work, his wife isn't a lazy whore like ours are
by Go fuck yourself with glass April 02, 2009
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wife beater

Stella Artois beer. Presumably because people who drink it beat their wives.
A pint of wife beater, please, barman!
by Bee January 28, 2005
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