Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....
by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024
Get the Rubber Walrus Protectorsmug. I took a chance on a chubby at the bar and before I left the parking lot she was already giving me a slobbery walrus.
by gandergandalf April 15, 2015
Get the slobbery walrusmug. by n_u_m_l_o_k April 26, 2022
Get the Walrusmug. The act of smoking two vape carts simultaneously.
It’s called the walrus because the two vape carts look like walrus teeth. Verb: walrusing, walrused
It’s called the walrus because the two vape carts look like walrus teeth. Verb: walrusing, walrused
“Steve is crazy, look at him hitting 2 vape carts.” “Yeah, he’s doing the walrus!”
“i just walrused so hard, I can’t stop coughing.”
“Give me both vapes, I’m gonna go full walrus!”
“i just walrused so hard, I can’t stop coughing.”
“Give me both vapes, I’m gonna go full walrus!”
by Plurman July 4, 2024
Get the Walrusmug. White, authoritarian, liberal, racist, urban or suburbanite. See also Karen.
HOA presidents. A liberal white report with the audacity to explain what it means to be Black to a Black NFL Coach. Occult fascists.
HOA presidents. A liberal white report with the audacity to explain what it means to be Black to a Black NFL Coach. Occult fascists.
Karen and her walrus horde showed up at the school board meeting and demand we have Drag Queen story hour twice a month!
So, I was talking to a Choctaw friend at the coffee shop about how bad the Indian Clinic sucks and the Walrus at the next table told me the proper term is First Nations Person.
So, I was talking to a Choctaw friend at the coffee shop about how bad the Indian Clinic sucks and the Walrus at the next table told me the proper term is First Nations Person.
by CherokeeJack October 18, 2022
Get the Walrusmug. 
Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.
by goldengrey1776 September 26, 2022
Get the Walrusmug.