when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
by booty42069 April 24, 2018
A land of hopelessness and crackheads in Foley Alabama, so sketchy even Walt and Jessie wouldn’t sell their meth in it’s parking lot.
Person 1: “hey, did you go to Foley Walmart to get our groceries?”
Person 2: “nah, I didn’t wanna get jumped so I went to Robertsdale.”
Person 2: “nah, I didn’t wanna get jumped so I went to Robertsdale.”
by Rupert T. Codsworth October 02, 2019
Non-binary Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Walmart Bag No Cap Valid FDA Approved Lunch Meat + Only attracted to Red Buttons made out of Wood, specifically hard wood - gay = me
Some random queer: what do you identify as?
Me: Well it’s taken a lot of personal contemplation, but I’ve finally decided I identify as a Walmart/meat
Some random queer: Wow! That’s so cool, I identify as a ni-
Me: Well it’s taken a lot of personal contemplation, but I’ve finally decided I identify as a Walmart/meat
Some random queer: Wow! That’s so cool, I identify as a ni-
by BigfootsGrandpa September 30, 2021
Some one more sophisticated than a hobo, but less than white trash. They are usually poor, but never realize when they are close to being extremely rich. They might not be good at reading in general, or be educated past middle school. Charlie Kelly and Frank Reynolds, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, for example, are Walmart Creatures
person1: Ew, look a Walmart Creature.
person2: I bet he could sell that and make millions, if it wasn't covered in drawings of penises.
person1: yeah. Why do we still go to this place?
person2: I bet he could sell that and make millions, if it wasn't covered in drawings of penises.
person1: yeah. Why do we still go to this place?
by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom November 01, 2018
a MILF who looks like she shops in the maternity section at walmart. exterior look is preferably a big, chunky white woman.
by $uper $pooky January 18, 2019
the most passive aggressive person ever. also the worst ever and so mean. also very rich for some random reason
by harnoorhateclub November 27, 2021
This isnt Know your meme
by hit that mf yeet April 09, 2018