Vagina Beard

An vagina that hasn't been shaved ever and has a huge amount of hair. Its like a normal beard if you don't shave it for about a year. Except on a girls vagina.

Guy 1: Dude I saw Brittany naked.
Guy 2: Does she have a vagina beard?
Guy 1: Yeah. Yeah she does.
Guy 2: Ew

by cruisemissleking August 24, 2009

bloody belching vagina

After hard fucking a chick on the rag she lets out a flurry of blood filled queefs.

I tried to go down on my girl after fucking her on the rag but got a face full of bloody belching vagina.

by TJ5656 May 24, 2007

Super Vagina Kick

When you kick a woman in the vagina so hard that your foot gets stuck in it.

I gave this girl a super vagina kick and my entire foot got stuck in there. I managed to pull my foot out but my shoe is still in there somewhere.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Vagina explosion

phrase used to express intense bursts of emotions, usually associated with excitement or happiness.

1. When i found out i won, my vagina exploded.
2. John: Hey I managed to get us tickets to the Lady Gaga concert.

Jane: Did you really?! I just had a vagina explosion!

by praisebeysus December 5, 2009

Sandy Vagina

When somebody is cranky for a reason that does not seem to be sufficiently bad enough to bitch about.

"He got a really sandy vagina over getting a cold."

by Mike July 9, 2003

vagina

vagina's can get very wet and can be very tight

Marie's vagina is very tight and always wet

by moo1981 September 5, 2016

Vagina McGinestein

a term used to describe guys too shy or nervous to talk to the girl they find attractive.

(from Harold and Kumar)
Kumar: Hey look it's your girlfriend...You actually gonna talk to her this time or are ya gonna be a fuckin Vagina McGinestein
Harold: (rushes into elevator and closes door before the previously mentioned girl can enter)
Kumar: Hey, hey, HEY.(door closes)...You're worthless
Harold: I'm not worthwhile.

by D-Hart September 24, 2008