Valentin B.

Current and longest reigning energy-drinking champion of Horbus.
Very white and very blond.
Still hasn't beaten Ludwig the accursed

A:"Hey, have you heard of Valentin B.?"
B:"No, who is he?"
A:"The longest reigning energy-drinking champion of Horbus you imbecile."

by Oji_DaKu October 8, 2019

valentines day

the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.

best friend: yo bro are you ready for valentines day?
me: fuck no

by friendly neighborhood italian February 8, 2020

Valentine

A really nice and cute looking girl who turns out to be ACTUAL GOD, LIKE SHE IS GOD

Every night i pray to Valentine before i go to sleep

by Lucypokemonmastress November 22, 2021

[valentine's day]

A day where everyone give chocolate to their love ones.

A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked

Ah shit here we go again by valentine's day

by Your dad's lesbian January 29, 2020

Valentine's day

A lonely holiday for alot of people unless you count your homies, you are truly lonely when they pick each other and not you though

Jamal:happy Valentine's day bruh
Damajai: can't now nigga Tyrone already already claimed me
Jamal:fuck you nigga

by Not_here_stop February 15, 2018

Valentin

Valentin is a guy who would 100% be friends with someone who is named Alex. Valentin is actually quite funny so if you have a friend that is named Valentin then keep them hoe, anyways yea they are pretty nice and just so fucking funny like god damn chill imma evaporate😟 anyways be nice to them cause they go through shit and they are so fucking nice

“Damn your name is Valentin?”
“Yea”
“Besties now”

by Alexisachad May 22, 2021

Valentine Dupont

-Dupont: a seemingly clichéd French surname, though it is in fact pretty uncommon, and most importantly, it’s pronunciation in French is romantic as fuck .
-Valentine: your current crush/ someone you’re in love with.

Hence, « Valentine Dupont » = the ideal french person you can spend your life with. Sex appeal > 9000.

Brandon: Aye wanker, I’ve heard you were moving to France ? Are ya outta ya bloody mind to give gobbie to this people of Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys ?

Sam: Bog off mate. I ought to mate with my «Valentine Dupont » there.

Brandon: Me lad’s right. British gals ain’t nothin’ but shite compared to damsel Dupont, thine Valentine.

by 15.11.S.Secret. November 23, 2021