secret vacation

When you take a vacation day and don't tell your significant other

Don't tell my wife I'm up here drinking on my secret vacation.

by Deadbolt0804 March 27, 2015

vacation fairy

Noun. The pretend fairy that comes the night before a vacation while the kids are sleeping usually leaving toys and books and games for the kids to keep entertained and calm while traveling. It also is an incentive for excited children to go to sleep the night before.

When the excited kids go to sleep the vacation fairy will come and leave surprises to keep them entertained while traveling to their destination.

The night before they left for their vacation the children went to bed early in hopes that the vacation fairy would come and leave fun toys and surprises for the long ride.

by MammaBear April 27, 2019

vacation dick

A womans fling, while she's away on a seperate holiday.

Stella had vacation dick on her mind.

by Corneilius Ogden June 14, 2016

hoe vacation

A period of time when a girl gets heartbroken then hoes around with guys to make her feel better

Girl 1: yeah, I’m on my hoe vacation
Girl 2: that’s tough

by Peepeepoopoo96024 December 9, 2019

Smells like a vacation

Smells like weed

After a week in Amsterdam, i'm headin' back to work smells like a vacation.

by ufgatorweed January 30, 2012

vacation dick

a dick that is enormous and amazing but cannot be handle by regular sized vaginas on a regular basis

I just got back from by cruise and I found a guy with an amazing vacation dick. It was so huge, but I couldn't handle it everyday.

by ponyfan90210 June 17, 2016

perfect vacation

A vacation planned as inviting another while pre-meditating all along the perfect getaway alone having the time of your

life pretending to sincerely wish you had came along & even invite you to fly out after your there without them.

A perfect vacation inviting someone then telling them you never meant to & it was a mistake a day before departure

by SmokeyRub March 15, 2015