Golden Urinal

The urinal of my dreams.
The urinal I will risk my life for.
The urinal I will spend an eternity searching for.
The mission I will pass on to my descendants.
This is the urinal that shall one day take over the minds of everyone in this earth, its message will spread out into the Milky Way and it will be the universe’s urinal.
Join me in my mission to obtain the golden urinal!

I will get the golden urinal if it’s the last thing I do

by Beepeepeep November 22, 2023

Urinal Shower

When you piss at the urinal, and your piss sprays back at you

Guy 1: “Oh man! I took a piss and I took a urinal shower at the same time”

Guy 2: “Oh shit!”

by ds1103 June 20, 2018

Urine Squad

At the end of a game and your team is down by an large lead, the coach then substitutes for all the starters by pointing to the bench “you’re in, you’re in, you’re in ....”

Dude, you were on the urine squad in HS

by DDZ22 January 24, 2021

urinal drafting

When someone follows you closely to the urinal and then uses the one right next to you.

That creepy dude just did some urinal drafting,must of had to go real bad.

by Jaquelem March 22, 2013

urine inhaler

someone who inhales urine for pure enjoyment

oh Leah ur just a pure urine inhaler

by Just a cool person January 27, 2022

devil’s urine

cranberry juice

“not peeing means uti and uti means you have to drink the devil’s urine so we must pee” -kylie

by kylierae04 June 3, 2019

Brendon Urine

A former member of Panic at the Dicksco and helped Taylor Shit make her most watched music video on YouTube besides Shake It Off.
He also pees on a bunch of people he collaborates with, given his name.

Brendon Urine: I left Panic at the Dicksco and collaborated with Taylor Shit so she can get more famous.
Taylor Shit: WHAT?
Brendon Urine: Yes, and I tried to give you something yellow drink.
Taylor Shit: What is it.
Brendon Urine: We’ll my last name says so.

by gregben May 14, 2023