A phrase, coined in the series The Sopranos, referring to performing homosexual acts with tradesmen and other various construction workers.
"Ah Christ, is Paulie really fucking hooking up with a goddamn brickie?"
"Yeap, he's greasing the union."
"Yeap, he's greasing the union."
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Get the Greasing the Union mug.A direct competitor to the for-profit Sperm Bank, the Sperm Credit Union is a co-operative sperm banking venture owned collectively by depositors, who are known as members. Through careful management and economy, it can pay a little more or charge a little less as it had no outside stockholders seeking profit at members' expense.
The same pattern held in other sectors where small, local credit unions had taken on large, greedy for-profit banks. Make a deposit in Blood Credit Union and they bleed you a little less aggressively than the corporate hacks at Blood Bank. Withdraw noodles from the local Food Credit Union and be able to repay a few noodles less than would be charged by a greedy, Wall Street Food Bank. And on it goes.
The principle is the same as any other mutual or co-operative society, such as Mutual Orgasm as an insurance provider or the Building Societies as mortgage lenders. By taking matters into their own hands, members collectively obtain a more satisfying outcome.
The same pattern held in other sectors where small, local credit unions had taken on large, greedy for-profit banks. Make a deposit in Blood Credit Union and they bleed you a little less aggressively than the corporate hacks at Blood Bank. Withdraw noodles from the local Food Credit Union and be able to repay a few noodles less than would be charged by a greedy, Wall Street Food Bank. And on it goes.
The principle is the same as any other mutual or co-operative society, such as Mutual Orgasm as an insurance provider or the Building Societies as mortgage lenders. By taking matters into their own hands, members collectively obtain a more satisfying outcome.
I was initially sceptical when that trollop Beth tried to seduce me into becoming a member. What, pray tell, is a Sperm Credit Union? This sounded like something out of the idealistic free-love Summer of '69 where the Sexual Revolution, fuelled by the Pill and not yet castrated by full-scale STD panic, led to massive orgies of excess where everyone belongs to everyone else. And these Annual General Meetings? They sounded like something out of a porn flick, Bukkake Gangbang part 666.
Then she sat me down and opened the books, reviewing the prospectus and the annual reports. The business model appeared sound; infertile couples pay to borrow members' DNA — both sperm and eggs — to build their families and secure their future. Members deposit their seed and earn interest. Much like a bank, every one of the hundreds of millions of sperm every day would be individually counted, frozen, accounted for and secured. Every one of them. Everything was strictly regulated and deposits nationally insured up to a limit of a half-million sperm. Compared to the shambolic wreckage of the rest of the US banking system, the Sperm Credit Union was fiscally-prudent and well managed.
Then she sat me down and opened the books, reviewing the prospectus and the annual reports. The business model appeared sound; infertile couples pay to borrow members' DNA — both sperm and eggs — to build their families and secure their future. Members deposit their seed and earn interest. Much like a bank, every one of the hundreds of millions of sperm every day would be individually counted, frozen, accounted for and secured. Every one of them. Everything was strictly regulated and deposits nationally insured up to a limit of a half-million sperm. Compared to the shambolic wreckage of the rest of the US banking system, the Sperm Credit Union was fiscally-prudent and well managed.
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Person one "Did you hear about that guy from the computer union?"
Person Two Replying "Yeah, I hear he is a freedom hating morbidly obese individual"
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Person 1 "Did you hear about that guy from the computer union?"
Person 2 replying "Yeah, I hear he is a freedom hating goofball who can't get any work done."
Person 2 replying "Yeah, I hear he is a freedom hating goofball who can't get any work done."
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I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.
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Get the I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today mug.A sarcastic comment uttered by a non smoker in the form of an announcement, to signify disapproval when a group of friends at a party get up and go outside for a cigarette.
Firend: "what's going on over there?"
Non Smoker: (with a sarcastic tone) "ahhhh here we go, it's time for the revolt of the smokers union, disgusting habit!!"
Non Smoker: (with a sarcastic tone) "ahhhh here we go, it's time for the revolt of the smokers union, disgusting habit!!"
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