Twisteric

Trolling twitter timelines to find some vague tweet you can twist the words of so as to become hysterically offended.

She went completely twisterical over a minor political tweet by the president

by Matisse1234 April 17, 2017

Yugoslavian dick twister

The sick move where you use a powerful metal clamp to hold your penis in place and you twist your body like a beyblade on top of it until your dick is all messed up.

"So i tried out that Yugoslavian dick twister and it seriously messed my shit up"

by crushed2pieces July 1, 2024

Tanzania Titty Twister

When a women is giving bodacious top and the man reaches his slimey greased up toes up to her nipples. Squeezing and twisting vigorously until he finally unloads all over them.

"I really thought this girl was the one. But than she broke up with me after I pulled the ol' tanzania titty twister"

by JamesNewton September 2, 2025

cock twister

the man who is the twister of cocks usually for pain (or pleasure....?)

gay guy preferably

montana whos that guy?

oh him? hes the cock twister of titty bong

by kjiouygtfrdsxfcv bn May 10, 2022

messy twister

When you throw spaghetti and bolognese sauce on a twister mat and with a significant other proceed to play a naked game of twister and proceed to make sweet love all night while covered in spaghetti and meat sauce.

Dude 1: Dude how was your date last night

Dude 2: It was awesome dude me and her played messy twister all night

by Sammy salomi December 3, 2024

Spanish Tongue Twister

1. Blow Job

Clergham:

"Try it and I will do a Spanish tongue twister of your choosing"

Chucky:

"Heh, Is Asti getting a blowie? "

by Astii February 18, 2013

Tunisian Tank Twister

The Tunisian Tank Twister (TTT) Is a sexual move where a man ejaculates inside of a woman's oxygen tank. The pressure from the air causes the semen to build up and move throughout the hose. It then accumulates in the nostrils and stops the victim from breathing. Similar to a Kansas Tornado.

Eric: Yo last night I gave my grandma a fire Tunisian Tank Twister (TTT) and she died from it
Hank: Fire bro

by anonymous April 1, 2025