Turkish Trombone

The act of a woman head bobbing on a penis (much like a walking pigeon rubber necking) while she is aggressively inserting a hollow metallic tube into the asshole of the standing man.

I walked in on my lady poking her BOB (battery operated boyfriend) and she was kind enough to give me the best Turkish Trombone with the wet end.

by Mullet or Gullet February 13, 2009

turkish

1.a citizen of Turkey(an orientalistic,poor,underdevelopped country)2.Let's give some examples throughout history to be understood what did the Turkish to their neighbour countries
1.during the rule of the Ottoman empire they opress christians and behave with them as they were animals ...there was a tax called "teeth tax" -when a turkish came to a christian home .the christians were obliged to give him food and their women or daughters for sex...when a turkish finished his eating he wanted the christians to pay him money because the turkish had rubbed out his teeth .(yes,it sounds funny and sad at the same time ,but this was the reality)...another reality was that turkish took from mothers their babies and in order to punish them (because they didn;t want to accept the islam)they chopped off the babies heads and impale their heads on spikes (sounds very cruel a?)they humiliated christians in every way ...they called the christians slaves "giauri"..this was happening untill 19 century .Vasil Levski(the bulgarian Gandi)called the Apostol of freedom (the greatest bulgarian)was sentenced to death by hanging on 19.02.1873 by the turkish .I should mention abuot the massacre during the APRIL rebellion against the Ottoman empire...so mush blood of innocent people was taken ...but this rebellion became famous over Europe ..many western and eastern countries and persons like Victor Hugo,Fiodor Dostoevski,William Gladston ,Jusepe Garibaldi(the italian revolutioner),Otto von BISMARK and many many others came to the conclusion that such a primitive country as the Ottoman empire have no place in Europe..All I HAVE written is based on historic facts ..it is really interesting if the nowadays turkish know about these facts ...

The turkish came from orienta and will ever stay there .

by noooone August 7, 2006

turkish delight, the

When you cum in a girl's ass or pussy, leave your dick in her and then take a pee.

You shoulda seen the look on that skank's face when I gave her the Turkish Delight!!!

by Hrny Devil July 16, 2003

Turkish Slipper

A turd laid to look like a well known piece of Far Eastern footware.

Watch where you are standing, there's a Turkish Slipper on the floor.

I'm just off to lay a Turkish Slipper

by Sgt. Rock February 15, 2004

turkish

Having anal sex. Originated from the fact that in order to remain in their virginity, unmarried women in muslim countraies have only oral or anal sex.

guy1: ya know, that bitch never got her cherry popped.
guy2: naaa...
giy1: yep, she's only doing it turkish

by bajoom August 27, 2005

Turkish Delight

A both surprising and fun way to have fun with your female lover. Before intercourse state that you must go out to get some condoms and lubricant, then place your own fecal matter into a brown paper bag and give it to her. Your partner will open it only to find a pile of feces inside, then take the bag and smash it on her head or face and scream, "Turkish Delight!"

I gave my girlfriend a Turkish Delight last night, I'll probably never see her again, but it was damn worth it.

by The Shotputters April 25, 2007

Turkish 20

It was suggested that the term Turkish Twenty during a Linux Administration meeting at HostGator Austin TX. that the term had a lewd ring. One admin proceeded to further define the term as two hands, two feet ............ A new urban term was born. One might get drunk and go on a search for a Turkish 20. It's a cheap way to get the touch of 4.

Larry did such a good job at his workstation that at shift end Brent gave him a Turkish 20.

by HartenSoul September 3, 2011