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Ghetto Turtle

When someone drinks half of a Colt .45, Maximum Ice, Olde English, or Schlitz and fills it back up with Green Kool-Aid. The resulting color looks like a Ghetto Turtle. It also tastes like licking sugar off a rusty bike chain.
Compton ass Terry was in the mood for something tropical so he hit up his O.E. with some Green Kool Aid for a Ghetto Turtle.
by John Detlor March 16, 2009
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turtlebird

When you are extremly fat and your stomach fat covers the area around your dick and it appears that you dont have one.
Ryan had to pull back his turtlebird back to take a piss
by Fred January 1, 2005
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turtle

(v.) To play a video game in a highly defensive and reactionary fashion.

(n.) A video game player who exhibits such a style of play.

(adj.) In video games, prone to or executed in such a style of play.
Jeff Schaefer's turtle Sagat destroyed my Chun Li, because he would uppercut me as I jumped over the tiger shots that he was throwing from the other side of the screen.
by Milo D. Cooper August 30, 2003
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turtle head

A bowel movement that must be dealt with immediately. Giving the feeling or sensation that the tip of the fecal matter is beginning to protrude from the anus - like a turtle extending its head out from its shell.
I can't wait any longer. I am getting a turtle head - I have to go now!
by forwordfor June 12, 2009
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White Turtle

While in a pool or an ocean, you pull down your pants only to reveal your ass. You then fully emerge yourslef under water and swim to the nearest person. Then you curl in a ball and poke your butt out of the water, and all the person can see is your white ass. This is fun to do to a group of people just standing in the ocean talking.
I just gave Tim and his girlfriend the white turtle, I think I let out a tiny poot while my ass was in the air though, totally killer.
by SlimeBucket January 22, 2007
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confident turtle

A confident turtle is the action how kids with down syndrome talks to another person by looking up, usually directed an adult or someone taller.
Hey that kid gave me a confident turtle and I was like "YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?"
by Frexk December 3, 2015
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Turtles Head

The initial protrusion of a stool though the teal towel holder ,the point at which contracts are exchanged for the building of a log cabin. See also touching cloth; touching socks.
I better rush off mate, the turtles head is getting curious and wants to come out to build me a log cabin.
by Moose McEvil December 28, 2005
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