Donnie said during a random press conference on the White House lawn, "The toilet is clogged, but I didn't do it. The socialist liberal media has taken all of the fiber out of our foods so my feces are more dense than granite, but it still doesn't stink or anything."
A random journalist chimed in, "Don't Trump us, you ate your tax returns and printer paper is literally made from fiber!"
A random journalist chimed in, "Don't Trump us, you ate your tax returns and printer paper is literally made from fiber!"
by Downtown Frown November 10, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. How do I even begin? An absolute shithole, idiot, and resident golfer. Trump: "I golf when I'm sad mad, asleep, and awake." Someone who claims election fraud when there isn't any, and someone who was raised by Satan drinking Tropicana, and a woman who frankly no one will never know who she is. Married 2 people, made some kids, gained some pounds, had some ribs, uses a Samsung, and f*cks himself on Twitter. The end is near, my friend; the end is near.
by FBI_Surveillance_Van November 24, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. by D4RKCL0UD907 November 13, 2019
Get the Trumpmug. a chunky orange that will whack his thwong on a bing bong (north korean) he is sad because his wall is smaller than chinas
by Cooper is wierd April 17, 2019
Get the Trumpmug. Trump. Spoiled Brat, Spoilt, Doesn’t accept being told no, Also in UK English, Trumped, a Fart or Botty burp.
“Stop being a Trump” something a mother would say to a spoilt child. “ Look at that little Trump” something a bystander would say when seeing seeing a spoilt child not accepting being told no. Also in English, a botty burp or fart. “Who Trumped?”
by Mjtid December 7, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. by Texting Error November 26, 2019
Get the Trumpmug. by Kylzoii April 17, 2020
Get the Trumpmug.