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moose tracking

Moose tracking can mean one of two things

1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.

2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.

2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
by Herpderp4269 October 17, 2014
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three-tracking

Men walking through deep snow.
The snow was so deep we were three-tracking
by chrissteman December 5, 2017
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Pussy tracking pussy canon

When a female's tampon flies from the pussy and cuts off the head of a cheetah.
"Forgot your cheetah pepper spray? No problem! Just use your pussy tracking pussy canon!"
by notthatfunny November 7, 2019
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Testicle Ticklin' Turkey

The act of tickling someone's testicles while proceeding to gobble like a turkey
Johnny:*Proceeding to act like a Testicle Ticklin' Turkey*-"Goble goble goble goble goble" *tickles testicles*

Dan- "I told you to stop doing this Johnny"
by Bologna1515 April 16, 2020
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Not-Tracking

military lingo for not paying attention or always doing the wrong thing
AKA Lost in the Sauce
PVT Porter is doing his own thing again and done pissed off Senior, he was not-tracking.
by M25S July 1, 2020
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Fixle tikling

When you and ur wife cuddle and then doggystile and then turn around and start bumping butts wich in result, tickles ur fixle.
Her: You want to do some fixle tikling?
You: Heeeeeeeaaaaaaallll yea!!!
by Hoenay July 18, 2022
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drift trilling

THE ACTION OF UP SETTING THE BASIC DRIFTER or TRACK RAT REMINDING. PEOPLE DRIFTING STARTED IN THE STREETS BY OUTLAWS
IVE BEEN. DRIFT TRILLING. AND TRACK RAT . Now. Hes pissed. For no reason, except the fact. He thinks. Hes bettter then a street. Driver .
by Dr.Broklegg March 28, 2024
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