walrus surprise

When you bring a fat girl home drunk, and then she gets on top of you when you wake up.

these bacon bits are gonna turn me into a walrus surprise

by alyssaG123 November 1, 2021

To walrus

To Walrus: The art of drinking two drinks at the same time, with a straw in each drink.

Hey man, are you really going to WALRUS those vodka-orange juices??

-Yeah, you know how I be

by DatBootygoonBoi March 24, 2018

The Walrus

When you put two straws up your nose and do two lines of cocaine for maximum efficiency.

“Yo, Kait was at the party Saturday blowing down and next thing we know she’s got a straw in each nostril doing The Walrus”
“That lady can party!”

by Technobri December 3, 2020

dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.

"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"

by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014

Epic walrus

A man who is loved and hated by the community he was bitten by a radioactive walrus and now is the youtube epic walrus some teacher love him while others don’t he is a simple man but not a simp man he loves gaming and memes his YouTube channel is dormant and he loves his homies except for texkz he can go and die he will stop at nothing to beat the boss get the girl or cockslap the homies his best friends or the boiz are 6ishop Kevin and your mom

Texkz : your garbage talk to me when you have 100 subs

Everyone : stfu texkz that’s why no one like you

6ishop: that’s why your clips suck

Acid : ha ha loser l’s
Epic walrus : thanks guys I really love you

by Surlaw cipe March 16, 2020

Walrus

A weird looking penis.

"Karl has a walrus"

by Frostedwind May 6, 2017

walrus thrust

The Walrus Thrust is an economic term coined by Swiss Economist Fredrick Binzeggar. It describes a situation when commodities prices have reached their floor and it takes a large amount of effort to move prices, much like the amount of effort needed for walruses to move their immense weight. This is similar to the use of animal terms used in economics such as the dead cat bounce and the slippery eel

After the dead cat bounce, oil prices have been experiencing a long period of slippery eels and will require a walrus thrust in order to normalize.

by Dead Cat Bounce March 16, 2015