electronic laugh track

The online/text equivalent of the tv sitcom laugh track. Used to show an intended joke, sarcasm, or that something is funny when talking via text only (i.e. online "chatting" or text messaging). Can be either in text form, as per "lol", "lmao", etc, or can be in symbol form, i.e. :P, :D,etc

"Hey Ian, you are a fantastic dancer, lol"
"are you fucking kidding me? why do you always use that E-L-T (electronic laugh track) b.s.? i get that you joking without it"

by Ian's friend November 1, 2009

dog-shitting-tacks mad

A state of extreme, unforeseen, and sudden anger. A reference to the disposition of a canine while it is completing the unfortunate task of expelling tacks from its rectum. The dog is extremely upset and can't figure what exactly is going on or how it happened. Used in the North American Deep South.

When John found out his best friend was sleeping with his fiancé, he was dog-shitting-tacks mad.

by Madman623 January 14, 2014

World Phone Tracker

A website that says it can track your phone anywhere on Earth, but holds a special surprise.

Person 1: I just went on World Phone Tracker, and I don't think I can stop laughing.
Person 2: I told you you'd like it.
Person 3: Where can I find it?
Person 2: worldphonetracker.com, prepare for the biggest surprise of your life.

by PhilPrime June 3, 2014

manipulating the tack

A sexual manoeuvre where the male is laying on his back, the girl on top and switches from Cowgirl to reverse and back multiple times using his pubic hair as a gripping solution to aid in spinning. Often causing great pleasure to both parties and confusion to the male.

Male 1:"Man, I was with this girl last night, and she was riding me, then it was like she wanted to change positions but wasn't sure which one"
Male 2: "So like spinning around?"
Male 1: "Yeah"
Male 2:"Bro she was Manipulating the Tack on you fool"

by EnigmaShadow September 9, 2015

your on the right track

Something my teacher won’t stop saying

Teacher: well, your on the right track
Me in my head: STOP SAYING THAT MY ANSWER WASNT EVEN CLOSE

by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021

London on the track

Hot and spicy diharrea

After the food festival i had bountiful amounts of london on the track

by daddydeals May 15, 2023

Frickity frack on a train track

When you get really mad but you’re in school so you can’t swear

You’re a frickity frack on a train track

by Jodapotato March 29, 2023