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sales tax

That thing foreigners complain about when shopping in the US.
“Why does the tag say $15 but it rings up as $15.75?”
“Yeah, that’s because of sales tax.”
Another way for the government to rob you.

Fun fact: not all US states have sales tax
“Gee I just hate that the price on the tag doesn’t match up at the register.”
“Move to New Hampshire! They don’t have sales tax!”
by devweth April 14, 2020
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Queeb tax

The Queeb tax is a mandatory 18 % tip on all French-Canadians who travel to Vermont and eat in a local restaurant. This is due to the fact that some French Canadians are poor tippers. The tax is also applied to people from France, Belgium and Switzerland.
I paid a 20 % tip to the waiter in Burlington, and then right after that, the waiter made me pay an 18 % Queeb tax.
by Aliases August 31, 2012
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Tax Farm

The World You Live In, Is A Tax Farm Supported By Tax Slaves
The ruling class noticed cows produced more meat when and ate greater quantities if they free roamed. The ruling class then opened the gates. Under the illusion of freedom the consenting Tax Slaves roam the tax farm consuming more causing them to pay more Fee's (Tax's) to pay the ruling class's debts. The Ruling Class didn't want the Sheppard the flock themselves so they divided the system by granting gun rights to white people, creating racial

in-equality and division in social classes. As women started gaining rights, the Ruling class created agencies, used law enforcement, legislative acts, and laws to make sure the heard pays its dues to the owners of the farm etc etc...
by Lou Minati Loves You. June 6, 2017
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Kepa Tax

When a goal has been scored whilst kepa is in goal the goal is then reduced to nothing because of kepa tax
Chelsea just lost 3-2.

No they won 0-2 because of kepa tax
by Football Rules December 25, 2020
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Do Taxes

Mike and Bob were excited to get home to do taxes together after a night out on the town.
by AshG2013 October 4, 2019
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fannum tax

"hey friend i see you are eating that Drake® Certifed lover boy cereal, let me fannum tax and get a bite"
by MaybeSword October 17, 2023
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Ursula tax

A requirement in certain Facebook groups, for new members to post either a meme relevant to the group or a screenshot of the conversation that brought them there.

It encourages interaction within the group, which also means that the group's posts are more likely to be seen by other members, and an active group is more likely to be tagged in future discussions.

Named for Ursula the Sea Witch, from The Little Mermaid. Just like her, the group's admins have the power to take away individual member's voices (by muting them) if they fail to follow the "contract" they agreed to. Originally found in Disney-themed groups, the term has grown legs (hah!) and is now seen here and there around Facebook.
I joined a group that makes fun of mansplaining, and for the Ursula tax I posted a screenshot of the mansplainer getting dragged.
by BornBlitzed April 8, 2021
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