perfect yogurt

someone who is gay

"You're a perfect yogurt"

"Thank you!"

"I don't think you know what perfect yogurt means"

"What does it mean?"

"It means you're gay"

"Fuck you"

by top hat dude July 3, 2021

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger

A mans 3rd leg

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger Is going crazy on that girls face

by Weowentard June 2, 2020

yogurt glasses

To cum around someone’s eyes like a pearl necklace

I splooged around her eyes and gave a set of yogurt glasses

by Yogurt glasses January 26, 2018

Yogurt Male

A sexual predator who is badass, cool, and sexy

Henry is such a yogurt male! His gf is only 11

by fizzics235 September 8, 2023

purple veined yogurt thrower

Another name for the penis.

She took a hefty load from my purple veined yogurt thrower.

by Uncle Miltie September 25, 2013

Genertal Yogurt

What comes out of your dick, which isnt urine.

Omg, is that Genertal Yogurt on your trousers?!

by Lol Cheeseburger. August 25, 2010

Yogurt effect

Initially used by common man cocktails, but popularized by Cold Ones. When making a shot with Galliano, Irish cream, sloe gin and stroh 80. This will happen if you use the right sloe gin

TODAAAAAAAAY we’re gonna create a shooter that will, if you use the right sloe gin, give you a YOGURT EFFECT!

by Puffy boi June 21, 2025