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weekend afterglow

Minor changes to physical appearance when you come into work on Monday. You may have gotten a haircut, a tan, or look a bit hungover.
Brian: I'm going to turn the other lights on.
Jay: No keep them off, I don't want everyone to see my weekend afterglow.
by poops-mc-gee June 20, 2016
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Weekend Slama Jama

The act of ramping up and or accelerating results,performance or outcome. A noticeable increase towards a strong finish.
"That frigging Hynes always waits until Friday to lay the smackdown on us all! His weekend slama jamaz are simply untouchable. I don't even know why we try.. "
by Frank n bens December 9, 2022
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Weekend Wacked

To be so exhausted by the weekend, that you are too tired to have fun and party
Man it was such a tough work week...I’m totallyWeekend Wacked’ !
by JRTheSuperstar January 26, 2018
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Waiter Weekend

Working as a waiter/waitress (or also commonly referred to as server) allows you to maximize your potential earnings on the traditional weekend (Saturday and Sunday) due to a massive increase in restaurant customers; this is because most people, adults and kids alike, are off from school/work on these days.
Thus it is common practice for a server to work on the days mentioned above.
This results in the common server to get their two days off on days like; Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, or perhaps even taking working Saturday but not Sunday or Monday, really any consecutive pair of the other 5 days (work-days) in the week.
These two days may be referred to as a “waiter weekend” by a restaurant server (or perhaps any restaurant employee).

Author Note:
~I’ve worked in a quite a few restaurants in my years, some arcade restaurant place, On The Border, Longhorn Steakhouse, and currently Olive Garden (these are the ones I worked at the longest), I’ve heard this used on maybe 8-9 occasions, so it’s not too common, but I like the phrase.
𝐓𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟎𝐏𝐌
𝙾𝙽 𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻
Server 1:
“Hello?”

Server 2:
What’s up?“

Server 1:
“You coming in to work later?”

Server 2:
“Nah man I’m off today, I’m actually off tomorrow too; it’s my Waiter Weekend.
by a sentient tortoise. April 19, 2022
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Weekend Milkshake

Are you hanging out with Brooke tonight?

Nah man, she is going to Emporium for her weekend milkshake!

What a fucking slut
by ryanchitty May 19, 2009
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Weekend Weight

Those few extra pounds you gain when you're sitting around on weekends being a lazy little shit.
Dan:Hey dude, did you gain some weight?
Dave:Naw man, that's just Weekend Weight. It doesn't count.
by schmeeva May 28, 2013
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perfect weekend

A weekend where everything involved is your idea of the ideal way to spend a weekend. Can be perfect weather. ideal location, ideal company you are spending it with, ideal or favorite activity you are doing. A perfect weekend would be whatever you yourself consider to be the best way to spend a weekend. It would be if you could choose the only way you had to spend a weekend for it to be the best and most ideal for you. What type of a weekend would be paradise for you? That is a perfect weekend.

Ted Rimmel Jr (me) has frequently said (often times accidentally in public, or around friends) that My idea of a perfect weekend would involve me in a secluded cabin with my mother wearing lingerie with hose and heels, a case of condoms, and an entire weekend of connecting.
A football fan says: "This is going to be my perfect weekend. I will be off work all weekend. I will be watching college football all day Saturday, and NFL football all day Sunday, all on my big screen television. No better way to spend a weekend."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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