One who successfully exercises the art of changing the topic of a social media status by posting a comment that instigates a conversation or argument about something irrelevant to the status.
Sally's Status: "I just had a baby... I am so excited"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"
by mangyoldog January 10, 2013
Get the status ninjamug. by doughboycantcap June 29, 2020
Get the Greg Statusmug. a Facebook or Myspace status that grabs people's attention because of its absurdity and/or humor, forcing them to comment on it or like it.
when Matt placed a status trap of "Am I fat if I bring a box of girl scout cookies to the bathroom with me." he got 6 likes and 10 comments.
by loopus November 8, 2010
Get the status trapmug. Meaning to be "fly" as clouds. Another way of saying someone is "fly" which means "popular" or "cool".
by Yorkers June 26, 2009
Get the cloud statusmug. Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.
Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.
Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?
Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
by Eeshh December 19, 2011
Get the Boner Statusmug. by NevadanStonette May 13, 2011
Get the bloodhound statusmug. Jake Kuster thinks people that drive cars are contributing to Global Warming.
>Neil Baro Who the hell capitalizes global warming when it's not even real?
>Lance Kenan Hey Neil what are you doing tonight man
>Neil Baro Nm I don't really have plans
>Lance Kenan You wanna go see Kick Ass, it's already made the top 250 on IMDB
>Neil Baro Yeah sounds awesome give me a call when you go
>Jake Kuster I just got status annexed
>Neil Baro Who the hell capitalizes global warming when it's not even real?
>Lance Kenan Hey Neil what are you doing tonight man
>Neil Baro Nm I don't really have plans
>Lance Kenan You wanna go see Kick Ass, it's already made the top 250 on IMDB
>Neil Baro Yeah sounds awesome give me a call when you go
>Jake Kuster I just got status annexed
by twanx1234 May 6, 2010
Get the status annexmug.