Simon is the best boy that u will ever meet, he's cute, hot and with a good sense of humor. Ur lucky if u know him.
The one and only Simon Slavov
by Hshjsnsbebe November 22, 2021
Get the Simon Slavovmug. Friend 1: Hey man you down to play minecraft with the bois today?
Friend 2: Yeah! sure ill be online.
Friend 2: was a simon crocetta
Friend 2: Yeah! sure ill be online.
Friend 2: was a simon crocetta
by nalahpesoj June 22, 2021
Get the Simon Crocettamug. 1) person1: Hey your name is fully Simon Brocrotch
person2: ouch.
2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?
person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch
person2: ouch.
2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?
person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch
by Simon Brocrotch May 25, 2009
Get the Simon Brocrotchmug. He is a very funny guy and he is a very strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you mentally and physically.
by Si mi December 8, 2018
Get the juan simonmug. she is a complete dumbass sometimes but she can also be very sweet. The type of girl that makes you feel lucky to have her in your life, and is one of the most beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. She can make you speechless and your jaw drops the second she walks in. Haley is a one in a lifetime girl❤️
by erulccm nai June 2, 2019
Get the Haley Simonsmug. Anna-simon is the most hot and prettiest girl from the whole school, she is also VERY smart and beautiful, and let’s not talk about that beautiful hair of her. I would sit here and would talk hours about it
by Louis_06 April 12, 2021
Get the Anna-simonmug. An old fat ugly stupid plastic faced cunt that has no talent, but thinks he has the right to tell people they have no talent. Also has an ugly wife that is only with him for his money.
by johndoe911 July 20, 2022
Get the Simon Cowellmug.