hot mess syndrome

When you or your pet has so many medical problems there's no single diagnosis for all of them

What did the veterinarian say is wrong with your dog?

They said she's got so many problems it considered hot mess syndrome!!

jacked up messed up bad

by Tragus February 6, 2017

Mind Mess

Your mind is so messed up from all the bullshit at work you become useless.

"Hey WTF is wrong with Bill?"
"Shit man he's mind mess right now, he got his balls into hot water with the dirty emails to Sandra & she reproted him"
"He is totally fucked"
"Yep"

by Bobby da Cones May 19, 2009

Juiseppe Messes

Juiseppe Messes is a football player whos number is number 10 and played for the team FC Barca

Juiseppe Messes also known as Joseph for short is a professional football player who is friends with Jopert Rolando a well known football player

Juiseppe Messes was born on 24 June 1987 and he is of Italian and Spanish descent.

Juiseppe Messes played for the team FC Barca.

by comedy man January 9, 2023

s-mess

Short for SMS, or text message.

Girl: Hey, why didn't you reply to my s-mess?
Boy: Because I don't like you.

by Celebi+ September 2, 2011

Keen for the mess

When your keen no matter the outcome.

Yeah come through big Homie I'm keen for the mess 😹💯

by LADYPAC June 29, 2022

messing around

engage in sexual activity casually or with someone other than one's spouse or partner.

"I found out he was messing around with my best friend"

by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024

We were MESSED UPPP

Internet slang stating a group of people had a fun LEGAL time

Dude last night we were MESSED UPPPPP

by Sweetypotatoe January 29, 2025