Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Something totally crazy or absurd

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons

by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021

Captain Crunch

The best cereal, if anyone says otherwise they are most likely gay

Bob: mm, I love captain crunch.

by BarfingChicken December 11, 2018

crunch butt

Uptight annoying abrasive asswipe who complains about insignificant things

That dude complained his ice cream is too cold ... what a crunch butt!

by BillyBaroo June 30, 2018

Crunch Crack

Cracking of knuckles in the usual balled fist format, often used by bullies as intimidation tactics

I Crunch Crack as idk how to Ghouk Crack 🤷🏻 ♂️

by HeyitzHelium May 3, 2022

Cranston Crunch

its an abdominal exercise created and done by Ben Cranston. Done by standing someone on your chest and then doing a situp so they crunch against you.

Ben: Boy, this Cranston Crunch is a real ab killer!

Opal: What's a Cranston Crunch? I've never tried that.

Ben: You're gonna love it. Stand on my belly, I'll show you what it is.

Patty: Easy, dad, she might fall off.

Ben: (Laughing) Who cares?! Its a real gut buster.

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 1, 2010

Captain Crunch

Highly dangerous statue, capable of extremely fast movement when not being observed. Snaps necks, making a ‘crunch’ sound. Commonly known as SCP-173.

D Class 1: Oh shit, it’s Captain Crunch! Keep your eyes on it!
D Class 2: Blinking!
Captain Crunch snaps D Class 2’s neck.
D Class 2: CRUNCH!

by Natquik May 24, 2020

Crunch

synonym for crush

“Heather is Paul’s crunch”

by treetreetree March 25, 2022